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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives in these pressing times!!!By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning , I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, ...

For those that are interested this link gives the history of father's day in Thailand and why it was decided that it should be celerabrated on the King's birthday.  The 5th of December 1980 was celebrated as National Father's Day for the first time.Enjoy: http://www.thaiwaysmagazine.com/thai_article/2516_bhumibol_birthday/bhumibol_birthday.html

  Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:  What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?  Here's a little mathematical formula ...

Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.  You've seen his wars and his technological advances.  You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."   The Chief nodded in agreement.  
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"  
The Chief stared at the government official ...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.  Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with ...

Looks like a great new web site with everything from entertainment to where to go and things to do in Bangkok. http://www.bkktown.com/ Enjoy!

  A married couple went to hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

As the labor ...

Following the outrbreak of the financial crisis various common terms have been redefined, for example:CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage ...

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The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.

Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus: a cat that has been run ...

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. 
In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. 
Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you. 
What must you do to safely ...

An amazing tirade, is freedom of speech really worth it? Is this really a man of God? http://www.atlah.org/broadcast/ndnr09-03-08.html 

An update on the banking crisis - fresh news from Japan.

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. ...

You’ve been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards. Eighth Place
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.Sixth Place
While at the beach, Daniel ...

An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point. She was confronted with an irate passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
 
 A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He angrily ...