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Wish All A Happy New Year and all goes well in 2011

Wish all TF'ers Merry Christmas and Good Will for the new year

A mother is driving her little girl
to her friend's house for a play
date.

'Mommy,'the little girl asks,'how
old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to
ask a lady her age,' the mother
replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says,
'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,
'those are personal questions and
are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl ...

 A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had
been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long,
long time.
   
    So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there
he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
   
    She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to
leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, ...

HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES



The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on

productive salesmanship.



Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
spirit  
and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
...

This is how the Majority in America Feel. Our Polititians have lost focus. To many fronts to act upon. We need to take care of our own and to the HELL with everyone else.
4TH GRADE TEACHER LETS OBAMA HAVE IT

IF SHE GETS FIRED THEN THEY NEED TO REPLACE THE SCHOOL BOARD.
A TEACHER FROM THE GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI WILL LOSE HER JOB FOR STANDING UP FOR ALL OF US.
Give this teacher and true American a standing ovation.
This 4th grade teacher has said it all, and ...

 

I know this will educate everyone on proper technique.    




This was sent to me from a Female Thai Friend living in my area.
Surprised me she would send this.Very reserved Lady.


How to Poop at Work
 
 We've all been there but don't like to admit it..
 We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt
 something brewing down below. As much as we try ...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her
trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring
and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is
like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received
the following letter from the local Target.
 
Dear Mrs. Cohen,
 
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior ...

I would like to wish you all on TF a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!


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Elvis, When he was really "The King" - Martina McBride was digitally dropped in to this track in 2008...
  This is Modern-Tech at its finest.
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Well, it’s still fun to dream…   WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U..S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
 
"My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq ...

THE WEDDING RING:  A True Story from the Houston Medical Center

A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.  According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

Now you decide what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your ...

The Candy with the Little Holes.  For all you teachers.       The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red......................CherryYellow..................LemonGreen..................LimeOrange ...............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One ...

The Lie Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter's desk at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks there for?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa 's. The hands have never moved, indicating ...

 This came from a gent who runs a 2000 acre corn farm up around Barron,
WI not far from Oshkosh. He used to fly F-4Es and F-16s for the Guard
and participated in the first Gulf War...  Submitted for your enjoyment,
and as a reminder that there are other great, magnificent flyers around
besides us.

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I went out to plant corn for a bit to finish a field before tomorrow
morning and witnessed The ...