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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.>> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to>> ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of moneyif>>> she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.>>> If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide Child>> Support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would>> know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her tosimply>> mail him a postcard, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then>> arrange for the child support payments to begin.>>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.>> 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange postcard today.'>>> 'Oh really?' he said trying to look none the wiser,>> 'Surely a case of mistaken identity or a wrong address - let me seethe> card.'>>> She passed it to him and watched as her husband read the card, heturned> white, and fainted.>>> On the card was written:>> 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.>> Three with meatballs, two without.>> 'Send extra sauce