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A 55 year old Mexican man visiting his GF in BKK had a heart attack last week and was taken to BNH Hospital. While on the operating table he had a near death experience. Seeing God, he asked, 'Hijo de la chingada. . . Is my time up?' God said, 'No, cabron, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. '

Upon recovery, the man decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, and, um, an enlargement. He even had someone come in and change his hair color and brighten his teeth! Since he had so much more time to live, and had a 26-year-old girlfriend, he figured he might as well make the most of it.

After his last operation, he was released from the hospital. While crossing Soi Convent on his way to Sala Daeng BTS, he was killed 30 minutes ago by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, he demanded, 'Hijo de la puta.... I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the f****g ambulance?'

God replied: 'That was you? I didn't recognize you!'