I_am_George

Im doing this journal again cos I got many messages telling me that Id messed the photos up and they wanted to see them properly, so here it is again.........hope I got it right this time. Thanks for all the comments on the original effort Ive just returned from a great 3 weeks in Thailand where I met all sorts of crazy people, Id like to share some of these expereinces here.............lets go I was somewhere in Phuket when I decided to take a stroll along the sea front to pass some time.  I was surprised to bump into William, my new drinking buddy 

William said he likes drinking straight from the bottle so we ordered a couple of large Singhas and made ourselves comfortable for happy hour.  

The drink was flowing well, and we lost track of time, suddenly we realised it was dark and we were drunk!!!

We decided we better go for a walk to sober up, and see if we could find any girls before it was too late ………

 

We discovered a couple of crazy chicks who looked like they might be fun……and they also had food!!

 

We tried to escape to a local nightclub but the girls liked us and made us stay talking to them all through the night until daybreak………. 

By now we kinda liked our new girls so thought wed get a few holiday snaps with them before going home, notice William is still hitting the Vodka and Coke strong at this stage!!! 

William thought it would be a good idea to take the girls on an elephant safari later that day, and who was I to argue. 

I noticed that Dumbo hasn’t aged well and his ears are a bit frayed now, but I wasn’t gonna tell him that to his face!!! 

William had made an effort to look super cool for his new girlfriend, but she failed to notice as she blah blah blah’d on the phone all day. 

Me on the other hand, I failed to look cool at all, but my girl still sat close to me and held my hand……….probably cos she was scared of heights!! (or was that me lol) 

At the end of a nice day, William invited me and the girls to his new luxury pad in the hills, what a great place………….fit for any playboy!! 

After a while William decided it was time to show some attitude so the girls know who the boss is, theres no way they were getting to comb his hair and that was final!! I could learn some things from this guy……….

 

But alas, the antics of the day took its toll on young William and he decided it was time for him to sleep, nite nite my little friend……(Note: youd never get me or any other Scotsman falling asleep in the company of gorgeous girls )

 

Suddenly I realised I was left all alone with these two crazy chicks ……….should I be worried????

 

 

 

Tune into my next journal to find out what these crazy girls made me do later that night