My Thailand Trip - Part 2
Readers of my previous journal will know that me and my mate William picked up a couple of crazy chicks somewhere in Phuket. William managed to convince his new girl to stay at home with him when we visited his playboy mansion, leaving me and that other girl to go drinking and dancing.......... would I be safe? Read on................. We arrived at the Boat Bar in Patong in a party mood, and I was assured this was a good place to be.................So far so good I thought, good music and some new friends too.....meet Poo, a non stop dancing girl
Poo introduced me to Oil, another great girl...................and I introduced them to some of my funky dancing
I was having a great time, surrounded by drink and lovely women, what more can a man ask for!!
But who was that guy dancing behind me and trying to get into my photos???
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Slowly I began to realise the girls were getting closer to each other
and Maria introduced me to a ladyboy!!
I started to think things, and observed a bit more................yep, girls were definately kissing girls, despite my best efforts to get a piece of the action.................hey girls, Im over here!!
and it got worse.................(or should that be better?
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I was getting worried now and demanded more attention from the girls....and got lots. This is more like it I thought!!
.........but I failed to notice that guy lurking in the background
It was at this moment I realised I was in a gay bar!!!
Bastard
..........that hurt!!!
I immediately went into defence mode and sported a face that would scare off any man...................as well as half the female population of Patong, surely I was safe now!!
Little did I know, this would only attract our friendly ladyboy, who proceeded to show me that his/ her tits are good enough to light up any room................and they did!!
I was now in a state of shock and took shelter at the bar, I was soon comforted by a hug from that crazy girl who took me to this mad place, and a couple of double vodkas of course..................
I was safe and lived to tell the tale, dont you just love a happy ending
More Thailand antics coming soon in My Thailand Trip - Part 3
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So far so good I thought, good music and some new friends too.....meet Poo, a non stop dancing girl
Poo introduced me to Oil, another great girl...................and I introduced them to some of my funky dancing
I was having a great time, surrounded by drink and lovely women, what more can a man ask for!!
But who was that guy dancing behind me and trying to get into my photos???
Slowly I began to realise the girls were getting closer to each other
and Maria introduced me to a ladyboy!!
I started to think things, and observed a bit more................yep, girls were definately kissing girls, despite my best efforts to get a piece of the action.................hey girls, Im over here!!
and it got worse.................(or should that be better?
I was getting worried now and demanded more attention from the girls....and got lots. This is more like it I thought!!
It was at this moment I realised I was in a gay bar!!!
I immediately went into defence mode and sported a face that would scare off any man...................as well as half the female population of Patong, surely I was safe now!!
Little did I know, this would only attract our friendly ladyboy, who proceeded to show me that his/ her tits are good enough to light up any room................and they did!!
I was now in a state of shock and took shelter at the bar, I was soon comforted by a hug from that crazy girl who took me to this mad place, and a couple of double vodkas of course..................
I was safe and lived to tell the tale, dont you just love a happy ending 




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