WHISKERS

 
Leroy lives on the Farm.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.  When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"'Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.  I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.  I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

Leroy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?''  Have a great evening!!