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Thaksin dies in Israel

While visiting Israel, Thaksin suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker calls the Thai Embassy and says, 'You can have him shipped home for Bht 500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just Bht100.'

The Ambassador thinks about it for a minute and replies that they want Thaksin shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend Bht 500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only Bht100? With the money you save you could line quiet a few pockets in Thailand.

To this the Thai ambassador replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

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  1. Geee's Avatar
    555555555
  2. Loknar's Avatar
    555+ Thaksin will come back to Thailand on judgement day
  3. dan_bkk's Avatar
    good one
  4. Andy_bkk's Avatar
    lol - 5 stars from me
  5. Neo's Avatar
    Bad idea. If they ship him back they will change the constitution to allow for a dead PM.
  6. soda's Avatar
  7. SweetieBabie's Avatar
    Burn him. Don't bury him.
  8. Loburt's Avatar
    Judging from their records, they've already had several dead PMs.
  9. condotown's Avatar
    The Thai Ambassador to Israel is a personal friend of mine.

    I wonder if he would laugh at that.
  10. Chanapa's Avatar
    Nice journal, good one for me too.
  11. EstellaII's Avatar
    55555++++
  12. Elegant's Avatar
    LMFAO good one..
  13. BuabaaBambie's Avatar
    bless
  14. honestjohn's Avatar
    Thank you a good laugh this morning to start the day.
  15. silvereagle's Avatar
    tiraliralu,lol