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About Me

Real Name / Nickname:

Bill

Gender:

Male

Sexuality:

Lesbian

Relationship Status:

Married

Interested in Meeting:

Anyone

Interested in:

Anything

City:

Bangkok

Country:

Thailand

My Personal Information

Occupation:

TF Admin

About Me (3000 character limit):

20 Random Facts About Me

1. Most people think my life is all sex, drugs, and rock and roll but it's mostly just sex and drugs. There hasn't been much good rock and roll since the 1990's and even then it wasn't all that great.

2. I once killed a man just because he looked at me strange. Just kidding. I had other reasons.

3. It often helps me get through the day to remind myself that life is temporary and we all have but a short time on this earth. And then I imagine the ways I could make other people's time on this planet even shorter.

4. Although the restraining order says 100 yards I've been within 75. More than once.

5. The only reason I support world peace and disarmament is because peaceful, disarmed nations are easy to conquer.

6. I lost my virginity to my imaginary girlfriend.

7. Sometimes I think about my life and then I curl up in the fetal position and cry uncontrollably. Sometimes I don't.

8. I've thought about having a boob job. I mean, what guy wouldn't want to reach down a feel a little boob (without getting slapped) whenever he wants?

9. When people invite me over to their house I like to steal things like a pillow case from the linen closet, coasters, or other stuff that they never suspect anybody would ever bother to steal. It drives them crazy trying to figure out what happened.

10. Remember that time we were all in the car and someone farted but nobody would admit to it? That was me.

11. I once cheated on an ethics exam but I turned myself in and ended up getting an "A"

12. Sometimes I eat entire sunflower seeds; shell and all. Then when I go poop I remember why you're not supposed to do that.

13. One of my guilty pleasures is to go around my neighborhood and collect fliers posted by people who have lost a dog or cat. Then I call the number and tell them I found an animal exactly fitting the description. When they ask if they can come by and see it I tell them it was killed when I hit it with my car and was just looking for the owners so I could file an insurance claim.

14. I've been spending my evenings working on a way to deliver email in suppository form since most of what I get is crap anyway.

15. I like the crazy bald Britney Spears because after she's made so many poor life choices dating me wouldn't seem all that bad of a move.

16. I'm currently using 766 MB (10%) of my 7292 MB on Gmail.

17. Whenever I catch someone abusing the company lunch bulletin board to post ads for friends I jot down the number and then post my own ads using their phone number for stuff at prices sure to get them lots of phone calls. BRAND NEW Wii!!! Still in the box. Never opened. Won at charity event but already have one. $20. Call 555-1212.

18. My other personalities have Facebook accounts but refuse to respond to my friend requests.

19. God intentionally made me better than you.

20. I always buy my underwear one size too small. I like the tingly feeling it gives me when the elastic cuts off circulation to my cro

Astrological Sign:

Virgo

Children:

Don't have (but want)

Smoking:

I am a non-smoker (Don't mind smokers)

Alcohol:

I drink socially

My Physical Details

Ethnic Origin:

White / Caucasian

Fashion Style:

Casual

Eye Color:

Blue

Height:

5'8" / 1.73m

Facial Hair:

None

Body Hair:

Some Body Hair

Tattoos:

A few here and there

Piercings:

None

My Best Feature:

Ears

My Favorite Things

Interests:

scuba diving, learning thai

Clubs:

Qbar, Hideaway, Bed, Sportsman