From the BBC website:
"Dozens of activists dressed as polar bears are protesting inside the headquarters of a Scottish firm involved in Arctic oil exploration.
Greenpeace said about 60 campaigners had barricaded themselves in at Cairn Energy's offices in Edinburgh.
They are demanding the company publishes details of how it would respond to an oil spill.
Cairn announced in June it had begun drilling at two wells off the coast of Greenland.
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a 2-line rhyme with the most romantic 1st line and the least romantic 2nd line:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with
Below is a copy of a letter that won a competition in UK as complaint letter of the year.... this is brilliant ......
Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details,
From the UK's Daily Telegraph:1. Impossible as it may sound there are still Beatles songs unreleased - the most notable ones being Carnival of Light (an experimental piece recorded on 5 January 1967 for The Million Volt Light and Sound Rave) and a 27-minute jam of Helter Skelter. A John Lennon composition the three surviving Beatles worked on in the early '90s prior to the Anthology release called Grow Old with Me also remains unreleased. 2. The Beatles (or at least half of it) sang
Deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend,BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I give you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I’m giving your older brother the space ranger – at least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love,Sarah Dear