Doomsday slogans

[Japamerican]

So I'm thinking of opening an online shop selling at least t-shirts for the upcoming 2012 "doomsday" and future doomsdays to come. I've looked at some other people doing the same thing, and they suck. Last night I was talking with a few TF'ers, and we talked about some good t-shirt ideas, which got my mind rolling.

I'm thinking if I can get some funny t-shirt slogans that others would appreciate, I'll open an online mall. They don't necessarily have to be funny. They can be thought provoking, conversation starters, etc..

Here are some ideas:

ZOMG December 21st 2012

DOOMSDAY
Survivor

Ask me about Doomsday

Got 2012?

And this one for iBatch: iSurvived Doomsday

[English_Bob]

Missed The Rapture?
It's not the end of the world...

[iBatch]

And this one for iBatch: iSurvived Doomsday

iDon't want to sound like iM bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world i've survived.

[GAV]

Evil Batch !!!

[iBatch]

A condom? Come on baby... it's the rapture!

[English_Bob]

Let's PARTY like there's no tomorrow!!!

[Hodgefw]

[Japamerican]

Let's PARTY like there's no tomorrow!!!

I liked your first one the most, but I can see this one selling.

[Stramash]

This End of the World t-shirt costs $20...

But let's party like it's $19.99...

[English_Bob]

I liked your first one the most, but I can see this one selling.

Offer them both... There's a lot of smartarses (like me) out there who will prefer the first.

Please, take my hilarious work and sell it. It's my gift to you.