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      Life's a bitch...

      Life's a bitch when...


      You fart during dinner and the smell is so reprehensible you need to go and eat in the kitchen...

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      A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Stramash View Post
      Life's a bitch when...


      You fart during dinner and the smell is so reprehensible you need to go and eat in the kitchen...
      No, life is a bitch when you fart during dinner and realize it smells better than what you're eating.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Bill Rini View Post
      No, life is a bitch when you fart during dinner and realize it smells better than what you're eating.
      noooo, the fart you're smelling, smelling like the bitch you're eating

      How much truth can you stand??? O____0!

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      Quote Originally Posted by DANNO View Post
      noooo, the fart you're smelling, smelling like the bitch you're eating


      FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!

      After 4 years of being a member, Danno finally made a funny!!!

      A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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      (oh and the idea is to post your own 'life's a bitch...')

      A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Stramash View Post
      (oh and the idea is to post your own 'life's a bitch...')
      Finally we don't have to read Iain's mind (small as it may be) !!!!

      How much truth can you stand??? O____0!

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      Quote Originally Posted by DANNO View Post
      Finally we don't have to read Iain's mind (small as it may be) !!!!
      Now you let yourself down there. You actually manage to make a witty remark then follow it up with a rather dull and predictable riposte. Even Kaunitz would be more imaginative...

      A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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      working, midafternoon, need a nap (the excuses flow)

      How much truth can you stand??? O____0!

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      Life's a bitch and then you die...That's why we get high.

      "Wookin pa nub in all da wong paces...wookin pa nuuuub"

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      Quote Originally Posted by Bill Rini View Post
      No, life is a bitch when you fart during dinner and realize it smells better than what you're eating.
      Something that always happens at McDonald's...

      Danger arises once fools get diligent!

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