14 DAYS and COUNTING till LOS!!! ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO!!! I'm wondering how BKK is since the riots. I heard there was a lot of damage. I'm worried about any curfews or the USUAL government BS that always seems to target TOURISTS and typically finds a way to throw a HUGE WET BLANKET on a good time after one of these events. I'm excited about going, but just like in MEXICO about 30 years ago and VEGAS 20 years ago, people seem to think that dragging your little SNOT NOSED BRATS in toe equates to "TO
Cussing at Work Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout
the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation
with their co-workers. Due to complaints rece
It’s all about the NINES today! Happy 9-9-09 at 9:09 am on the 252nd (2+5+2=9) day of the year on Wednesday (9 letters) in September (9 letters)!Information about the nines: According to numerologists, as the final numeral, the number nine holds special rank. It is associated with forgiveness, compassion and success on the positive side as well as arrogance and self-righteousness on the negative. Other numerologists say it can be seen as both a signifier of endings and beginnings. But more imp
Secret Code - Note
After the president has been in office for 6 months it is customary for
the last president to send a note of congratulations to the new one. So
when the note came from Bush to Obama, the president was
somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:
There are only nine questions, but they are tough...
This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers:
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only tw
This is an OLD VID from the PARTY BAR before they remodeled it. The PARTY BAR is closing its doors very soon. I know many of you have visited this LANDMARK BAR on SOI 8. Its truly the end of an era. ENJOY THIS PLAST FROM THE PAST!!!
A man walks into a bar in a high rise in Down Town BKK . He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier r
A solution to all of your drinking troubles
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect.
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear.
Fault: Glass is empty.
Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pi
A man walks into the bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes 300 BAHT.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take you
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into the bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be 2000.00 BAHT please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes later , another loud scream echo's through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in
A drunk walks into the bar, sits down at the bar, sets a small cardboard box on the bar, and orders a beer. When the beer comes, he opens the box, pulls out a tiny piano and bench and sets them on the bar, then orders another beer. When the beer comes, he reaches into the box, pulls out a frog, sits him on the piano bench and says, "PLAY". The frog immediately begins to play the piano. It plays all the favorites, and some classical and then launchs into contemporary jazz.
The drunk orders anot
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking.
Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."
The bartender says "Prove it."
The guy dials up a number and hands his
25 Signs that you may have had too much to drink.
1.) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3.) Job interfering with you're drinking.
4.) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5.) Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. -how timely is this one?
6.) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7.) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
A blind guy walked into the bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the blind man reached the center of the bar, he snatches the dog up by his collar and starts swinging him around and around.
So I yell at the guy "DUDE, what the hell are you doing?"
The blind guy says, "Just taking a look around.."
One thing I've learned as a RETIRED COP, BAR OWNER and frequent BAR HOPPER in PHUKET,....
YOU’VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
To the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the **** do you think?"
Things to remember when EULOGIZING a CAREER POLITICIAN,.... Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice. 90% of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.
Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creaturesGreater love hath no man than this, that he lay down