As a retired COP, bar owner and frequent PHUKET BAR HOPPER,... I have one hard rule, YOU’VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
To the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he a
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the **** do you think?"
HELLO EVERYONE!!! Yes I am back in CHI-TOWN for a while. I will be back in PHUKET by the end of SEP. I'll be glad when I can finally sell this house. My bar in PATONG is doing pretty well, considering how low tourism is. All the bars are dead, but we always have snooker players coming in. I am so used to the tropical climate in THAILAND that I find myself FREEZING my ASS off here in Chicago. It was down to about 59F last week and I woke up shivering and crawling under the blankets. I'll be so gl
A little something MEN can realte to and LADIES can learn from.
*1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.*
*2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.*
*3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'*
*4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.*
*5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but n
HELLO EVERYONE!!! Yes I am back in CHI-TOWN for a while. I will be back in PHUKET by the end of SEP. I'll be glad when I can finally sell this house. My bar in PATONG is doing pretty well, (http://www.myspace.com/443098866) considering how low tourism is. All the bars are dead, but we always have snooker players coming in and taking advantage of the HAPPY HOUR prices. I am so used to the tropical climate in THAILAND that I find myself FREEZING my ASS off here in Chicago. It was down to about 59F
