hmm waiting to attend my second lesson of salsa from a 7 lesson series..it might be just me but i think the girls have it easy in that they just need to follow.. and the guys bits always look more difficult but then again i have 2 left feet and only seemt o be able to focus on either my feet or my arms .. again provig that multi tasking isnt my strong point..i dont know why but playying footy i can step off both feet, dummy and do a cut out pass but this structured dancing business still eludes
it could be me but i've never seen a bald woman before except those that have had medical treatments.. do woman lose hair like men or is it like the mythical unicorn? and is it society's responsibility to tell bald men with comb-overs (for those that don't know its when you grow hair really long on one side and flick it over the dome) that they aren't fooling anyone and its actually quite tragic?and lastly is there some magical line that defines when you should just yield to the receding hair li
Have to say Angkor Wat was simply amazing. The scale, granduer and the detail of the carvings is beyond the words I have to describe fittingly. Even the pictures that you see don't do it justice. There's just something about the place which just captivates. The heat and constant nagging of some of the children to buy postcards/T-shirts/Nick nacks etc just add to the experience.I highly recommend anyone to go have a look and if your a photography nut you could loose yourself for days.. But honest
Was just wondering what there is to do on Koh Samui apart from beach hoping?I'm planning to take my break there for a week but have nothing really planned though vaguely i want to do some water sports and laze on the beach..Would anyone know if there are bush walking paths or nature treks on the islan? wouldn't mind learning salsa as well but thats not really high on the agenda..any hints as to what i shouldn't miss would be appreciated.. thanks
I'm trying to book some accomodation on Koh Samui between Xmas and NY but the different places I've tried have all come back with the response that its fully booked? I'm not familiar with the place so would anyone know if its ussually that hard to find somewhere to stay?Am now planning on just turning up and trying my luck or is that to risky? Any help or advice would be appreciated. Cheers
When your in the market for a PA what do you look for?
one of my mates got a new PA recently and well he doesn't really need one. so basically he's hired someone to maintain his head count..
Now seeing as he doesn't really need one I was arguing that he should sacrifice ability for looks. His PA doesn't have to be a genius but her being good looking well that can't be held against her..
his argument to the contrary was that he might just need ability one of these days hence went for the expe
hmmm you ever been so long in an organisation that you feel like your putting down roots.. it might not seem like it to some but 4 yrs is a really long time for me and i guess its a mxture of relief and anxiety that i resigned yesterday..
4 yrs of treading water when those friends around me moved up the corporate ladder.. alot of fun treading water as i found this site, relaxed working environment and casual attire.. plus the office was very convenient for personal calls etc
oh well we all m
hmm this has puzzled me for a while now.. but i'm one of those people that will give up my seat on public transport for the elderly, pregnant women and mothers with little kids..
now 2 of the 3 group are quite easy to tell but its the middle one that i have trouble with..
how can you tell if a lady is pregnant and not just a larger women??
i got caught out once when a large women who was pregnant was left standing.. i thought she was just large but another older lady got up and gave her her s
some lessons are jsut too long : P
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the
American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, "but what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sl
I read this awhile back and it doesnt fail to crack me up so I thought I'd share
Things that make you feel like a man
DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. God, you're a legend
ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE... and everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates ar
hmmm guess where the inspiration for this topic came from : P
you know when your in a public place and that feeling over comes you..
you rush of to that sanctuary and after checking that inventory is all ok..
you rest your sweet cheeks or the porcelin throne ..
but a split second before that feeling of relief, euphoria envelopes you you consider..
why is this seat warm?? yes that is the question everyone.. have you ever pondered that cosmic question why is that seat warm..
do you at this p
another great spam..
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered,saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!"
and the phon
Heres the latest spam i got for the day.. personally loved the last one..
Words of Wisdom
1. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
2. Life not only begins at forty, is also begins to show.
3. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
4. An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.
5. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
you know when you walk your arms naturally swing..and i'm used to the way i walk and the rythmn i get into.. now recently my friend sometimes decides to wrap her arm around my hand (hugs its sort off) while i walk..
this naturally prevents one side from swinging and i know its stupid but this breaks the natural swing and hence the balance..
so now i've got one arm claimed.. not an issue there cause it is nice.. but what do i do with the other arm.. it can't swing by itself when i walk.. and it
i noticed that one of the features you can select on your profile is facial hair..
now i know this is meant for the guys ..but do any of the girls on tf admit to this predicament hehe
are they the culprits for the pash rash???
sorry just very easily amused...
I was at the launch party for the PSP in Sydney and I saw this guy do the dumbest thing.
He was allowed into the even because he was a partner of one of the guests but half way into the night he takes out his pocket knife and starts cutting the safety cable attaching the PSP to the display/demo unit..
this was stupid for 2 reasons.. 2 meters away there was an unattached PSP and secondly it was out in the open so we let him put the PSP down his pants and let security grab him when he tried to
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna said: "Sita here ana lettame tella you about those-a young boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that.
"He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that.
"But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on toppa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing thata willa disgrace the family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter we
here's the thing...
i currently sponsor 3 little girls through world vision.. it all started with the first child who lives in the Philippines.. then i thought it would be nice to support another ..then another..
this was all fine when i began (its been 5 years since the first child) but recently rate rises have meant that the buffer i've had to support the girls with is slowly dissappearing.. i'm not in dire straights as of yet but it is concerning as it is putting pressure on how my life hea
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may eleva
Had the best weekend last week.
Went to the National titles for Dragon Boat Racing and came back with a superb effort "2nd" in the country losing by a nose to the current world champs.
And the best bit was that every other team had these 6" tall rowers where the men looked like apes and the women looked like men while my team..well the guys have got spare tires, we're relatively short (cause we're typical asians) and our girls still have the physique of girls...
its funny when we stand next
Every country's got a side kick which they continually hang crap on and for us its our kiwi neighbours so in light of that i thought this was rather amusing as its the first time i've heard it..
Q. Where do you get virgin wool ?
A. From ugly sheep.
Q. What do Kiwi's call a sheep tied up in the middle of town?
A. Community centre.
Enjoy..
Some people think that spam is bad for the work environment but I find that every once in a while you get something that makes you laugh or smile and you end up passing these onto friends .. so enjoy if you choose to.
REVERSE JOHNNY
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son, Johnny, comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing th
