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Off Shore Banking

Does anyone have any advice regarding off shore bank accounts without having to sit through a complete sales pitch by men in bad suits. I live and work in thailand but pay toooo much tax and would like to off set this with being paid certain amount offshore from another country. I need to set up offshore account.... ideas anyone.... 

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Tiger!!

Tiger should change his name to "Lion Cheetah" I don't know what set her off... All Tiger said was "Rachel has a much a tighter grip." What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: "Mr. Woods would like to take a mulligan." That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards Tiger Woods finally released a statement today and admitted he did have an on going affair with at

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Lest We Forget

by Eric Bogle Oh how do you do, young Willy McBride Do you mind if I sit here down by your graveside And rest for a while in the warm summer sun I've been walking all day, and I'm nearly done And I see by your gravestone you were only nineteen When you joined the great falling in 1916 Well I hope you died quick And I hope you died clean Or Willy McBride, was is it slow and obscene Did they beat the drums slowly Did they play the fife lowly Did they sound the death march a

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Well these jokes didn't take long did they....

What is brown and can sometimes be found in children’s underwear?  Michael Jackson’s hand!!! Reports that Michael Jackson suffered cardiac arrest are incorrect. He actually went to visit the children’s hospital and had a stroke. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August. Police are looking into the possible cause of Michaels Jackson’s heart attack. They have ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times. They blamed

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How unlucky is that!!

Woman who arrived late for doomed Air France flight killed in crashJune 12, 2009 - 11:56AM An Italian woman who arrived late for the Air France flight that crashed in the Atlantic has been killed in a car accident. Johanna Ganthaler had been on holiday in Brazil with her husband and missed Air France Flight 447 after turning up late at Rio de Janeiro airport on May 31, The Times online has reported. All 228 people aboard lost their lives after the plane crashed into the Atlantic four hours

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Visa Rule Change-

Doesn't effect me but this maybe of use to some people...just received update from Thaivisa: You might have already heard rumors that Thailand has changed the VisaR ules again as of 1st June 2009. Do not panic,changes are minor and effect only people who enter with15days stamp. Below is the summary.You can also refer to my webpage www.thaivisaservice.com Travellers without visa will get only 15 days of stay if they arearriving via a land border checkpoint from a neighbouring country.Thai im

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How to deal with Bank Managers

From: Jane Gilles Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, I

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How to deal with Gym membership sales....

Dear Mitchell This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon. All the best, Jeff Peters Dear Jeff, Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out how to do

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Time to get Tough with Pakistan

From Far Eastern Econmic Review: Time to Get Tough with Pakistan by Jeff M. Smith Posted May 1, 2009 Back in 2007, commentators were sounding the alarm that Pakistan was approaching a precipice. A lot has changed in two years. Pakistan?s problems then?protesters clogging the streets of Islamabad demanding President Musharraf?s resignation, and sporadic Taliban raids on coalition forces in Afghanistan?were but a glimpse of the danger ahead. No one could have imagined the speed and intensity

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amazing painting

check out these street art paintings. http://www.news.com.au/travel/gallery/0,23607,5038127-5007153,00.html#

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Josef

Clearly seen, understood?.a simple demeanor ?yet a hollow sound and muffled weeping?.the dank air stirs briefly for a moment? the silence bears down heavily?.a blanket of fear, of life unlived?sleep?.sleep lightly and cold and shiver from thin blood draining through a shattered heart?.and fade?until a false dawn?an electric light and the metal clatter of a secret lock. Heavy feet and leather soles and desolate souls and sinew stretched and grinding nerves ?shattered nerves?eyelids closed and li

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Outlook Express ...Help!!

Logged into my work Outlook Express account this morning and all messages from my inbox from saturday back to sept 08 are missing....weird...freaky...not in any other folder on the computer....nor are they in the company server in Singapore.....Only inbox is affected....outbox, delete, draft folders are all ok. Any ideas??? Help!!

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Wise Quotes

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt <><> Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to wi

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Inauguration Pics

some great photos from denverpost blog: http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/01/21/inauguration-day-in-dc/

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When Insults had class.

These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued....unlike now, where the art of the put-down and the come-back has been reduced to primarily questioning parentage and responding with descriptors of common bodily functions! Enjoy. ============================================================== The exchange between Churchill &Lady Astor: She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,' and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd gladly drink it.' A memb

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HIV/AIDS South Africa...about time!!

CAPE TOWN, South Africa (AP) -- South Africa's new health minister broke dramatically on Monday from a decade of discredited government policies on AIDS, declaring that the disease was unquestionably caused by HIV and must be treated with conventional medicine. Health Minister Barbara Hogan's pronouncement marked the official end to 10 years of denying a link between HIV and AIDS by former President Thabo Mbeki and his health minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang. Activists also accused Tshabalala

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Test Pilot.......

Test your skills...fighter pilots last over 2 mins on this.... http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

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Thai Lessons

I am sure there have been 1000s of such journals but .... Can anyone recommend a good Thai language teacher for private lessons? Please advise.

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Qatar Air

I am looking to fly back to the UK for xmas and have a good price with Qatar Air....anybody have any experience with them? Are they any good? Emirates is slightly more expensive but I know they are good but then why not give Qatar a chance.....any info?

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