Does anyone have any advice regarding off shore bank accounts without having to sit through a complete sales pitch by men in bad suits. I live and work in thailand but pay toooo much tax and would like to off set this with being paid certain amount offshore from another country. I need to set up offshore account.... ideas anyone....
Tiger should change his name to "Lion Cheetah"
I don't know what set her off... All Tiger said was "Rachel has a much a
tighter grip."
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: "Mr. Woods would like
to take a mulligan."
That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
Tiger Woods finally released a statement today and admitted he did have
an on going affair with at
by Eric Bogle
Oh how do you do, young Willy McBride
Do you mind if I sit here down by your graveside
And rest for a while in the warm summer sun
I've been walking all day, and I'm nearly done
And I see by your gravestone you were only nineteen
When you joined the great falling in 1916
Well I hope you died quick
And I hope you died clean
Or Willy McBride, was is it slow and obscene
Did they beat the drums slowly
Did they play the fife lowly
Did they sound the death march a
What is brown and can sometimes be found in children’s underwear? Michael Jackson’s hand!!!
Reports that Michael Jackson suffered cardiac arrest are incorrect. He actually went to visit the children’s hospital and had a stroke.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.
Police are looking into the possible cause of Michaels Jackson’s heart attack. They have ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times. They blamed
Woman who arrived late for doomed Air France flight killed in crashJune 12, 2009 - 11:56AM
An Italian woman who arrived late for the Air France flight that crashed in the Atlantic has been killed in a car accident.
Johanna Ganthaler had been on holiday in Brazil with her husband and missed Air France Flight 447 after turning up late at Rio de Janeiro airport on May 31, The Times online has reported.
All 228 people aboard lost their lives after the plane crashed into the Atlantic four hours
Doesn't effect me but this maybe of use to some people...just received update from Thaivisa:
You might have already heard rumors that Thailand has changed the VisaR ules again as of 1st June 2009. Do not panic,changes are minor and effect only people who enter with15days stamp.
Below is the summary.You can also refer to my webpage www.thaivisaservice.com
Travellers without visa will get only 15 days of stay if they arearriving via a land border checkpoint from a neighbouring country.Thai im
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I
Dear Mitchell
This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired
last
week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this
opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your
membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon.
All the best, Jeff Peters
Dear Jeff,
Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my
membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out
how to do
From Far Eastern Econmic Review:
Time to Get Tough with Pakistan
by Jeff M. Smith
Posted May 1, 2009
Back in 2007, commentators were sounding the alarm that Pakistan was approaching a precipice. A lot has changed in two years. Pakistan?s problems then?protesters clogging the streets of Islamabad demanding President Musharraf?s resignation, and sporadic Taliban raids on coalition forces in Afghanistan?were but a glimpse of the danger ahead. No one could have imagined the speed and intensity
Clearly seen, understood?.a simple demeanor ?yet a hollow sound and muffled weeping?.the dank air stirs briefly for a moment? the silence bears down heavily?.a blanket of fear, of life unlived?sleep?.sleep lightly and cold and shiver from thin blood draining through a shattered heart?.and fade?until a false dawn?an electric light and the metal clatter of a secret lock.
Heavy feet and leather soles and desolate souls and sinew stretched and grinding nerves ?shattered nerves?eyelids closed and li
Logged into my work Outlook Express account this morning and all messages from my inbox from saturday back to sept 08 are missing....weird...freaky...not in any other folder on the computer....nor are they in the company server in Singapore.....Only inbox is affected....outbox, delete, draft folders are all ok.
Any ideas???
Help!!
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to wi
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued....unlike now, where the art of the put-down and the come-back has been reduced to primarily questioning parentage and responding with descriptors of common bodily functions! Enjoy.
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The exchange between Churchill &Lady Astor: She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,' and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd gladly drink it.'
A memb
CAPE TOWN, South Africa (AP) -- South Africa's new health minister broke dramatically on Monday from a decade of discredited government policies on AIDS, declaring that the disease was unquestionably caused by HIV and must be treated with conventional medicine.
Health Minister Barbara Hogan's pronouncement marked the official end to 10 years of denying a link between HIV and AIDS by former President Thabo Mbeki and his health minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang.
Activists also accused Tshabalala
I am looking to fly back to the UK for xmas and have a good price with Qatar Air....anybody have any experience with them? Are they any good? Emirates is slightly more expensive but I know they are good but then why not give Qatar a chance.....any info?
