A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when
the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to
his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument
about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about
it," the man said, "Let's ask C
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.
First floor
The door had a
From the Magazine | Asia
In Death's Shadow
A TIME investigation sheds light on the growing strength and radicalism of the new breed of Islamic militants fighting in southern Thailand
By ANDREW MARSHALL | PATTANI
Sunday, Nov. 26, 2006
There's something striking about Ma-ae, but it takes a while to work out what it is. It's not his looks: he's a lanky teenager who, like most Thai youths, wears blue jeans and a T shirt. Nor is it his religion: he's Muslim, like almost everybody else in Thai
Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes
on inside people.
He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all.
"One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false
pride, superiority and ego.
"The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility,
kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The gran
before i post it as an event, how many tf members would be interested in a sat or sun arvo tf 9 ball pool competition... ball in hand soi 4 or next to sheraton suk in times square....anyone canplay good...best tables in bkk... 8-16 32....knockout , round robin, double elimination...bring it on....
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open
window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they a
A businessman sends his wife a fax:
"To my dear wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you at 54
years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a
good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the
Thai love affair with credit means big business for debt collectors
BANGKOK: -- Thai debt collectors used to go about their business with an iron bar and leave their victims in need of medical care.
Now they rely on verbal rather than physical threats, and their business is booming as Thais become increasingly enamoured with credit cards.
Consumer debt, mostly through commercial banks, stood at 153.8 billion baht (4.2 billion US dollars) in the second quarter, up 7.2 percent from the first t
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the Hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap. No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyon
Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said. Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge. The human race would peak in the year 3000, he said - before a decline due to dependence on technology. People would become choosier about their sexual partners, causing humanity to divide into sub-species, he added. The descendants of the genetic upper
Rearrange the Letters
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALAR
"The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes women Probably Make With Men—
And What To Do About It..."
Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams— And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them...
MISTAKE #1: Betting Your
Love Life On His “Potential” Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently?
Of course you do.
And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much
Thailand Diverts River Overflow to Protect Bangkok
BANGKOK: -- Thai officials are diverting water from the overflowing Chao Phraya river, the nation's largest, to Ayutthaya province to prevent flooding in downtown Bangkok.
The irrigation department plans to divert about 10 million cubic meters (350 million cubic feet) of water into rice fields in Ayutthaya, 76 kilometers (47 miles) north of Bangkok, Royal Irrigation Department chief Samart Chokkanapitark told Business Radio. The project wil
(From the Oct issue of FEER).
From Far Eastern Econimic Review
October 2006
The Singaporean government’s recent decision to ban the REVIEW and the defamation lawsuits against us by its two most powerful politicians take us back to a time when the city-state was a poor speck of a country sitting on one of the fault lines of a fractious region. Besieged from without and within, the government of the young People’s Action Party resorted to Draconian colonial-era laws to crush dissent. Today, Sin
The survey quizzed the nation’s ladies on a wide range of subjects including, dress sense, first dates and body odour. Here are some of the revealing results!
99% of women will avoid a man with a beard
61% of women said that men’s shoes are not important
51% of girls like a little stubble
10% of women love a shaven head
21% of ladies expect you to wax your back if it is hairy
17% of women would prefer you to shower rather than cover BO with Lynx
18% of girls want you to ca
From the BBC website:
'Ten players are attending for rehabilitation with the England medical team.
'They are: Iain Balshaw (ankle), Mike Catt (calf), Olly Barkley (testicles), Harry Ellis (hamstring), Andy Goode (knee), Ryan Lamb (ankle), Josh Lewsey (hamstring), Mike Tindall (calf), Joe Worsley (hamstring), David Wilson (ankle).'
We can't help but wonder what they're doing to rehabilitate poor old Olly Barkley
Bans on selling alcohol on Royal family members' B-days lifted
Interior Ministry revokes its order which bans selling of alcohol on the birthdays of Their Majesties the King and Queen and other royal family members.
Sura-art Tongniramon, deputy permanent secretary for interior said that the ministry, has received several complaints from business operators of alcoholic drinks as well as owners of entertainment places that they suffered from the old order.
The ministry decided to revok
advice please...i am moving into new apartment which is nice but......shocking wallpaper...so i intend to paint...question...can i paint over wall paper or do i have to strip it first???/
two weeks ago bought a bottle of absolute vodka in a bar...went back last night and me and a friend had 4 or 5 vod tonic each...get the bill...tonic..x 10 60 baht each...ok...can live with that ... but....
50 baht for ice.....they're 'avin' a feckin' roman mate
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders
three more.
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it;
it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman
replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the
other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all lef
1. Modern Times, Bob Dylan
2. Danity Kane, Danity Kane
3. Best Thang Smokin', Young Dro
4. Back to Basics, Christina Aguilera
5. A Public Affair, Jessica Simpson
6. Cheetah Girls 2 soundtrack, various
7. Idlewild, OutKast
8. 4:21...The Day After, Method Man
9. Game Theory, The Roots
10. All the Right Reasons, Nickelback First time since Desire in '76 God Dylan tops the album charts.......
