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the plan

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Technicians. And they spoke among themselves, saying, ?It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinks.? And the Technicians went unto their Architects and said, ?It is a pail of dung, and we can?t live with the smell. And the Architects went unto their Associates, saying, ?It is the container of the excrements, and it is very

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cool

finaly some cool weather,the country has been on fire for months,people have lost their lives,and the same happens every year,,very very poor forrest managment ,,it even looked like it might rain,,,but not yet,,but soon i hope,,,,pleeeeze rain,,bad for the tourists,,,and quite frankly,i dont give a **** about them,,,,,we need rain,rain rain,,,,,,,,water water everywhere and not a drop to drink,,,maybe just maybe the portuguese goverment will take note this year ,,seee you all soooooooooon

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mr_satori

pit stops

For all you race lovers!? The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ some people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds wi

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to love it or hate it

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates and eggnog as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence

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fat dude

six months with no ciggies,well done me,10k heavier,not so well done me,think maybe its time to quit pizza,or start smokin again,no b***cks a bit of extra weight never did anyone any harm,who am i kidding,,i have never had to diet in my life this could be tough realy tough,

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inner peace

try this it worked for me,,,simple advice i read somewhere,it siad the way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you started,,,sooooi looked around my pad and started on all the things i hadnt finished,,,,i then finished half a bottle of red wine,the bailys2 sminoff ice half bottle of JD 2 valium 3 xanax half a cheesecake and last nights spare ribs,,,and i feeeel fantastic at the moment ,,like i really achieved somting,,fell alittle sick though but hopeing that will pass,,,think

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