holidays come and go.....
time for the mid year cleansing of body and mind...
no
Booze
meat
cigarettes
carbohydrates
sugar
caffeine
white or green "stimulants"
junk food
Yes
regular exercise
hard work
early to bed
good books
writing
fruit and veg
cycling
reflection
doing something for the community
May....time to sort my freaking head out.....oh man...its gonna be a looooong month .....wish me luck.....
I just wrote a whole freaking journal.....only to post it without a topic.........of course it dissapeared into virtual oblivion ....no doubt being read in a parallell universe......serves them right ! freaking... parallellers!
anyway....slurms giveth.....god taketh away.....the old familiar pattern
ends anouther week ....played a pool competition last night..casual affair ........but there is nothing casual to me when it comes to beating people.......anything to further mankinds suffereing.
I'm disowning myself from the species......
once you finished applauding......and fist punching the air in celbratory manner.....I'll tell you why ....
I'm convinved of the notion that mankind is surely and absolutely the stupdiest life form in the universe.....aliens mock us ......I'm telling you.....we are a laughing stock of all species who have mastered their environment....
sure we are good at some things....credit where it's due.....we are masterful killers and slaughterers of life.....
I can't sleep for the guilt...
bashed some guys/girls car last night .....(yes...less than sober) ...in the parking lot of where I was hanging out....
I tried to find him/her....but couldn't ...so I just left my card....
I guess i'm still a good person......
I guess....
sup fools......
hopefully your syphalis infested minds aren't too clouded .....or you have a few moments to spare between shagging the girl...and being robbed by her.....to read this wesbite
it's not all that funny...or insightful.....but it's ok for what it is....
www.whitehouse.org (org...not com!)
here's an example from this article...
http://www.whitehouse.org/ask/iraqi.asp
Betty Fink, from Schenectady, New York writes:
I know you've been dancing in the streets since we arrived at you
2 weekends in a row ...I have been subjected to mankinds most bizaar ritual......
"the fishing trip"
for those not in the know....this is a bizaar phenomenon whereby gonad wielding men ......in last weekends case....brother and brother.....set off upon the wild to tune into their bloodthirsty ID's ....
First part of the ritual involves gathering the "equipment " .......a lot of patting each other on the back as we compare our newly purchased and over priced rods and reels.......its thick in t
gather near little ones......yes , yes....come close to the fire......and sit around uncle slurms feet......
quieten down ...shhhhhhhhh...shhhhhhhh..and stay close to the light....because ....its time for me to tell a gastly tale of things so frightening your soul might jump from your body !!
ah yes....there are worse things in the world than witches my pretties.........yes,yes....faaaaaaar worse things.......................like feminists.......and middle aged ladyboys......... don't run litt
ralph harris , kevin bloody wilson , that crocodile hunting guy , ron howard , donald bradmin , nicole kidman ....
....your boys took one hell of a beating...
edited for humane reasons......cant make anouther people read my boring ass rant
just leave your comments about how thrilled you are i'm back.....cash donations also accepted....
usual hate mail to my e-mail adress please .....so jimmy "knee cracker" can read it and prepare his schedule...
a mod locks a forum....
suddenly its unlocked with the added posts of anouther mod i'm fighting with.....and then locked again.....so he can get the last word
nice one.......
I'm wearing all black today.....and telling anyone who cares to listen that it's because of the death of "my heart"
ha ha ha ha ha......I'm gonna get so laid in the coming weeks ...nothing women can resist less than a dark , impassioned stranger ....this my friends is how I encaptulate the spirit of valentines day.....by bullshitting and going to great lengths to get laid......
I'm not one to miss out on an event of such cataclismic stupidity, that even grumpy adolescents are keen and excited
well I havent written one of these in a while...testament to the fact that the holidays have come and past.....yup...one more wated christmas of nothingness....and I'm back at work starting up my new business...
we are trying to hire new staff here..silly girls keep showing me their cv's for their crappy P.A jobs.....fascinating compilation of utter crap I've had to read through......would be better showing me pics of their DD's!! (am I breaking some code of ethics here?...cause if I am ...I'm
ok , ok,, ok...I admit it...I was reading stickmanbangkok.......but only ...and purely out of morbid curiosity and to laugh at the silly foriegners and whoremongers...
anyway...i came across this article about asia and asians.....
http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader/reader2176.htm
havent taken time to analyse and think about it much yet....but it did jangle my nervous system and at least ring partly true....
I most like the line...in refernce to asia....
"It would be satire, if enough peo
oh dont be stupid...
relax ladies ....step away from the razor blades!!!
Wicked good fun last night.....foam party.......girls gallavanting around topless...
viva the sexual revolution ...VIVA!!
aaah the festive season....jolly old santa is tying up his reindeer ...ready to swoop over dropping gifts...
even thought i've been a pretty good boy...it will no doubt be socks....I think my behaviour 2001 through 2004 have doomed me to an eternity of crap gifts...
From you Tf ...I only want one thing for christmas......I kindly request those people who dont know me to please NOT spread crazy insane rumours about me (yes , yes......little birdies whisper in my ear and it really can cause unde
our little rock has rolled and rolled over the space time around that flaming mass of nuclear gas affectionately known as the sun...so that it has come to that position which us monkeys dub november 16
but more important its Happy Q's birthday
given ..he's brought shame to our family with his abismal attempt at rap(see his previous post....but best avoided)....but blood is blood my friends...and I wish him the best....
happy birthday little guy !!!
now.....whilst i mostly hold up my end when it comes to lifes little laws.....you know..favours for favours...change to beggars ...open the door for ladies and old people....kind to animals and americans....you know....i'm a pretty decent bloke ...most of the time..
yes......MOST of the time
last night was no such time...
you see...I do...under the influence of too much alcohol and gentle persuasion from my retrobate "friends" have the tendency to be a bit of a naughty ****...
last night ..
well.....last night i was a very very naughty boy.....
a quick calculation in my head makes it about 19337 days in a row....
anyways....I wont say much ...but it seemed the club I was in was just full of young drunk girls , I of course was not to be outdone and tequila took care of my sobriety......anyway.....so rumour has it I snogged like a whole bunch of women etc......which is pretty childish and silly....but relatively harmless....except my mate reminded me the next day that it was the la
megs and claire...
megs and claire are 2 beautiful young exchange students from england..
both blue eyes...blonde..19...gorgeous.....and twins!!
megs hit on me first....great vibe....went to my car to "get cigarettes".........snogged...
then went back....got drunk....
gor confused
snogged CLAIRE
megs and claire...the identical twins....both hate me!!
WHHHHYYYY GOD !!!
WHHHHYYYYY !!!!!!
damn thiefs.......never freaking there when you need them!!
lost my phone the other night...having long since broken the world record for this...its no big deal.....my insurance broker basically calls me almost every saturday to get the dirty details.....its a routine..
but this time my phone was found by some guy i know......great news one would think...oh goodie......was it bollocks!
I had recently taken what some might call.....graphic pictures of myself on my phone....to mms to a lady fri
Hey folks...
I'm writing an article (little hobby of mine) on Bangkok's nightlife.....but i'm short of pictures....
straight down the line request for any images in digital format depicting the bizaar mix that makes up bangkok nightlife in the expat sector ....anything that might be deemed exotic or interesting to the western eye would be appreciated.....specificallt regarding people/bars/restuarants/katoeys....whatever (yes yes...katoeys are people too!!)
think allong the lines of the typica
well it has been suggested that when the revolution comes...and the mods are all against the wall......a new group of mods will be voted in..
now i thought I would put my argument across before the other candidates....so as to demonstrate my ability to be schrewed , manipulative and a down right prick....thus making me the perfect candidate for the political stage...
now...if I am voted moderator...I promise to unban adult pics...in fact...I will do my best to make them compulsory !!
secondl
tf sucked back when the ops were banning and censoring everyone.....but it sucks even more now that everyone is bitching about it....
let it go ...move on....
and yes I have had lots to say about this......but i speak for everyone sensible (with fully in tact knees)...and even those unsensible oness (with recently...or soon to be broken knees) when I say.....the ops are all good blokes......
but certain rumours are disturbing...people are complaining that they are getting warned for using "ba
