A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you...."
I'd like to pass on a BIG thanks to all those who joined the 1st Thailand Friends Charity Pub Crawl.Although some of the people who signed up didn't come on the night, we had enough extras so that all the t-shirts were sold. With the procceds from the sign up fee and the lottery from Absolute 7, we managed to clear 10,000 Baht. I will orgainse an event in about 2 weeks to take the money to Baan Bang Khae. Anyone who joined on the night, or who would like to show support for this ccharity will be
I've had 27 T-Shirts printed for the people who have signed up for the Pub Crawl on Saturday. They look surpringly stylish.They are:Admin, Aphrodite, Smilysiam, zeusbheld, bigKus, hyper223, GRAVITYOFLOVE, icebear45, Stu_thailand, pompaadour, CMG_UK, ThePunisher, dek_khmer, WHISKERS, ralfox, Simmo_V2.0, StevieJR, jo508, BlueOcean, washira_1, me.easylife, mulingo, bigwheel48, marty, Val72, ApplepieUpdate: Washira is going to literally auction the shirt of her back. At the beginning of the night at
I've had 27 T-Shirts printed for the people who have signed up for the Pub Crawl on Saturday. They are:Admin, Aphrodite, Smilysiam, zeusbheld, bigKus, hyper223, GRAVITYOFLOVE, icebear45, Stu_thailand, pompaadour, CMG_UK, ThePunisher, dek_khmer, WHISKERS, ralfox, OnMyOwn, Simmo_V2.0, StevieJR, jo508, BlueOcean, washira_1, me.easylife, mulingo, bigwheel48, marty, Val72, ApplepieA special XXXXXXXXXXXXL for Stu_Thailand has been printed, as well as a XXXXXXXXXXXXS for Aphrodite If you are not going
There are only 25 exclusive T-Shirts for this Saturday's 1st Annual Thailand Friends Charity Pub Crawl, so sign up now to ensure you get your's.They are available in 3 sizes...1. Sexy Thai Girl2. Fat Farang3. Very Fat Farang...with the limited edition design shown here on the back, and the Thailand Friends logo on the front. Cool (kind of)! 200 Baht of the 300 Baht entrance fee goes to Baan Bang Khae, and all the money from the lottery raffle at the end of the night will also go to this worthy
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Two of TF's finest lovelies kindly gave me the vision (literally) and permission (kind of) for today's game: Guess Dat Ass!!!The first person to guess who these two asses belong to wins the dubious honour of being..."TF's 2nd Biggest Pervert!" (The person who took the photo is already TF's biggest pervert). There is no prize for guessing whose hand that is.Enjoy!
To ll those who have signed up for this event, we have had to pospone it until the 11th of August. The main reason for this is because of organising the t-shirts. Fear not, we now have a completed design, and printing will commence shortly.PM me if you have any questions, but there will be another journal next week with confirmed details.Cheers!
Last weekend sent the Thailand Friends world into a state of shock, and for more than one reason. The truth was learnt about TF's much loved Ghee, and his secrets are darker than anyone could have imagined. Shock #1: Ghee's secret love child! The result of a steamy one-night-stand with the least pretty and slightly retarded youngest daughter of an Irish potatoe farmer. You can see the family resemblance.If you thought that the years had tamed the sexual beast within Ghee however, you would be wr
This weekend looks like it is going to be trouble... the good kind of trouble.Got a couple of parties organised, and thought I would open them to any like minded TF'ers.First up tomorrow we've a solid international DJ line-up at Club Culture. We've got electronica, hip-hop (not the usual shite), and house. 400 Baht cover includes 3 Bacardi's. We'll probably end up at 'Apiwat's Late Night Disco Fever' after that.Club Culture Sign Up HereAiming a little lower, Saturday night is going ot start at G
The dear fellow is in Phyathai 2 Hospital at the moment with a serious but treatable lung infection.Stu and I wanted to smuggle a lap-top in so he could vote ***** tonight, but lovely nurses in tight white uniforms told us it was a no no.So all you other serial voters out there, don't forget about Khun Lung. You know he would vote for you as usual if he could.The Doctor says he should be out in a maximum of one week. So keep pressing Khun_Lungs button until then.
Now that I have finally fallen out of bed, I thought it was time to relive and share some of last night's precious moments.It was of course Khun_Lung, Varden, Whiskers, and Wallace's birthday bash. More importantly, it was another opportunity to get smashed and make a fool of yourself.Starting at Absolute 7.... Khun_Lung made an appearance. It was nice to see the old fella out and about again. Jatukarm. The ghost of Varden's Great Great GRandmother came to celbrate his birthday too. Stu had to t
So you might know by now that a few senseless TF members decided to WALK under the BTS line from On Nut to Mo Chit. Why? Well the answer to that question is still not clear.Later that evening, they and a few other bodies got together for Ghee's housewarming party... which turned out to be a lot more fun than the name would suggest. This twit was already dripping with sweat before he had even walked 1 metre. Apparently he was drinking whiskey until 4am the night before. Judging by the fine bouque
Those who know me know that I love toilet humour. It should come as no great surprise then that I take great pleasure in sharing the following little story with you all:
All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of f
With not an Aussie or Pom in sight, the right to challenge for the worlds most coveted yachting prize, the America'sCup, is to be fought out by 2 small nations on opposite sides of the world; New Zealand, and Italy.So get your supporters colours on Chef_Claudio, this is between me and you. May the best boat win N.B. 3 guesses which well known TF member created this pic. Cheers mate!
Ok Boys & Girls, never before have you had the chance to get totally drunk, guilt free!!!That's right, the 1st Annual Thailand Friends Charity Pub Crawl offers you the exclusive opportunity to drink your way around 8 Bangkok bars, while at the same time supporting a worthy Thailand charity.Sign Up HereThe entry fee, which is to be confirmed once Junior has priced the t-shirts, should be between 200 and 300 Baht. This will include your 1st drink at McAndrew's, an exclusive Thailand Friends ev
Don't just take my word for it. Ask any of his jilted lovers below who attend weekly "I had the wool pulled over my eyes by MikeAussieGuy" support meetings.If you to have had the wool pulled over your eyes, join the flock and please send an email to: [email protected] You don't need to stand in the paddock alone; support is only an email away. (All meeting participants have been shorn to help protect their real identities)
Here's a few classics you might have missed that are making the rounds at the moment:LITTLE MARK ON MATHSA teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is d
"The farang beggar who for a few years now has been trying to scrape
together 5000 to help him "go home" ran in to a bit of bother near
Soi 13 in Sukhumvit Rd yesterday. A friend of mine saw a guy with an
American accent confront the beggar and in a loud voice accused him
of having been doing this for a long time and of being a #&%*@ parasite
etc etc, he then grabbed the sign and tore it into pieces.
Live and let live they say, but IMO a farang begging in the streets
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I am sure I don't need to tell any of you gentlemen living in Thailand that it is rather hot outside at the moment, and as such, it can get pretty sweaty under the trou.Personally I find a light coating of talcum powder around the testes and between the buttocks makes for a far more comfortable day. Try it, I am sure you will agree.
The Punisher & Dr. Sassy are proud to invite all TFer's out for a night of steamy dancing and drunken debauchery. The night will start at the Suan Lum Night Market Beer Garden where we will line our stomachs with local cuisine and a few or more warm up beverages. Pleasantries may also be exchanged, but this is by no means compulsory.
At an undesignated hour we'll move on to any club in RCA that doesn't have a policy against drunk TF'ers, and dance until dawn or we all fall over... whichev
I would like to take this opportunity to wish MikeAussieGuy a Happy Birthday.Maurice's true age is actually somewhat of an enigma. He was not forthcoming with when questioned, but I put this down to alzheimers rather than trying to be difficult. Most of his childhood friends have long since left this mortal coil, and so no answers were to be found there either. I think I'll buy 100 candles just to be on the safe side.But fear not Maurice no matter how many candles should be extinguished this fin
