I just received a E-Mail and Thai is now on Google Translator and it works very good, it will be very helpful many of you here and it will help the Thai people with their English. Have fun, see you all soon. Thai added to Google translation website
PHUKET: Lost in translation? Here’s an end to your worries, cyber folks. Google has added Thai to the beta version of its free translation website – http://translate.google.co.th – now making it possible to translate 42 languages to and from Thai.
This has to be the worst I've seen or heard of; just how much is life worth?? And when will we try to stop all the drugs with a serious effort???
Female junkie drowns 8-year-old girl after selling her phone to buy drugs
As an angry mob looks on, Malika shows police
where she drowned the 8-year-old girl.
Boonlua Chatree
Banglamung police have arrested a female drug addict who drowned an eight-year-old girl in a pond after selling the child’s cellphone to buy amphetamines.
A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.
Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle."
Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?"
Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top?
Who Said That? It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from t
Terminology Aussie Style Log On......Make the barbie hotter
Log Off......Don't add any more wood
Monitor......Keeping an eye on the barbie
Download......Get the firewood off the ute
Floppy Disc......What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Window......What you shut when it's cold
Screen......What you shut in the mozzie season
Byte......What mozzies do
Bit......What mozzies did
Mega Byte......What Townsville mozzies do
Chip......A bar snack
BANGKOK, Thailand - A Canadian schoolteacher suspected of sexually abusing boys was arrested in rural Thailand and charged on Friday after an international manhunt that relied on digitally unscrambled photos and tips from the public.
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Just read this and I thought you would enjoy Unconfirmed sources report the head of Blackwater USA, the largest American mercenary army, has been chosen to be the next Prime Minster of Iraq. The election of Eric Prince and expulsion of current Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki occurred yesterday during a secret session of the Iraqi Parliament. During the historic session Iraqi parliamentarians revised the Iraqi constitution, dumped Maliki and elected Prince in just 45 minutes. After h
I have been here since of December 2005, I was invited to a party and met this man Khun Lung. After a couple of beers we started to comunicate, he was such a wonderful listener and offered good advise. I found that in the matter of a couple of hours, I have found a friend that I felt I have known all my life. He told me he was looking for a camera, a special make and model, and I offered that I was going to Singapore in the morning and to return in the evening for the White Party. While only
Just to let you know how this all started, right about the time Gav was by to visit, my girl and I were having problems. I won't get into all the details, except that she was spending alot of time gone. I learned that she was gambling every night and had lost over 150,000 baht in 3 days. Things declined rapidly after this and the gambling continued and the fights got worse. So, I gave my ultimatem and finally left on Jan 25. Soon after this I went to the Wat, during a talk with Lung Pa, I de
A quick note to let everyone that I am back. Just unless you thought fell off the earth, not true. I have been in the Wat and became a monk. I will be posting pics very soon. Is was a good experience, and very humbeling, and enlightning. I will post a longer detailed journal tomorrow.
Minimum age raised to 25 for buyers of booze APIRADEE TREERUTKUARKUL Health authorities have stepped up measures to curb alcohol consumption among youth by moving up the minimum legal age of buyers from 18 to 25 years. Narong Sahamethapat, deputy chief of the Disease Control Department, said yesterday that the idea was proposed by a network of parents early this year during a public hearing of a draft bill to control alcoho
Penang halts issuance of double-entry tourist visas
PHUKET: The Royal Thai Consulate in neighboring Penang, Malaysia, has stopped issuing double-entry tourist visas for Thailand. The only tourist visa currently available there is a 60-day single-entry one.
An official at the consulate this afternoon told the Gazette that Consul Pramote Pramoonsab had issued an order to cease issuance of double-entry tourist visas.
Other visa categories are unaffected by the order, the official added.
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Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young man pressed his forearm and
the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager" he said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young man lifted his palm to
his ear. When he had finished he explained "That was my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand".
The older
I inquired to Immigration througt the Phuket Gazzette and here was my answer.
On-arrival visas: 90 days and you’re out!
PHUKET: Phuket’s Immigration Chief has confirmed that Thailand will crack down on foreigners working illegally in the country by ending its policy of issuing an unlimited number of consecutive “visas on arrival” – tourist visas that allow the holder to stay a maximum of 15 or 30 days.
The crackdown is intended to stop foreigners – typically bar owners and other small busi
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: German
A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he fl
The President's Morning Briefing
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?" Have a good one friends
Firing squad
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al
Well, I need to appology to all my friends for not being here, however it has been a terrible month.
It started last month; I got food poisoning (not at my restaurant, lol), then after recovering from that I was sitting down getting ready for a nice Wold Cup match and CRASH, BANG, BOOM. I look out side and a pick-up truck ran into our restaurant. A woman between 50 and 60 hit the restaurant, nocked out and wiped out all the flowers and pots, and demolished 3 motercycles and a bicycle. I ran to
Chamlong urges PM to give B26bn to the poor
Maj-Gen Chamlong Srimuang yesterday called on Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra to donate 26 billion baht to the country's poor, in lieu of the capital gains tax exempted for last week's sale of Shin Corp shares by the Shinawatra family.
What do you all think?????
I can not get to Bangkok for the Super Bowl party, so I will have one in Korat at Wanpen Seafood. We have a large 100 inch Projector and will have Breakfast and etc. Bloody Marys, Screwdrivers. Anyone interested please come and join us. Breakfast will be 200 Baht for all you can eat. Bloody Marys and Screwdrivers 70 Baht