There is one day I was in a car with my 3 gay friends. Two of them are from Spain and got married 3 years ago and one of them is an American gay guy. They are very neat, educated and sophisticated people.So during their usual fight while one of them driving; The American guy :' there are some nationalities who cant whisper, guess who?'Spanish guy : 'American'American :shhhhhhhhhh..you are so loud. why do you have to shout??Spanish guy: I just talked quietlyAmerican : It is Spanish...you see my p
I moved here to NYC to look for new life opportunity and got lucky with work. Found good firm to work with very quickly. There are some other worries I have had and one of them is the COLD!!Today is the coldest day of this winter season and my friend told me since yesterday to prepare. So today I wore 5 layers of tops, gloves, hat and scarf and still felt soooo cold on my face. There was sunshine but have snow in New Jersey where I travel to work by train. No snow in NYC. My boss throw a XMas lu
Hi all, I just moved to New York city for job here. I live in an apartment right in midtown of NYC next to Empire State Building. I will be here for a long time. Right now I want to find new friends to hang out with guys and girls. So if any of you visiting or living here and would like to hang out let me know...It is getting cold here now about 13 cc degree and the snow is coming soon..... grrrrrrrr... Thank you and wish you all have a great weekend.7:38PM , Nov.28th
I was kinda hesitated if I should post it or should I not so I posted and deleted this journal just now...hehe..Someone posted a comment and testi for me to post again.. so we go..It is about my finding today that I wanna share...I broke up with my bf about a week ago and kinda confused about what had happened.He found a girl who works in a shop, 37 years old, slim, pretty and long hair. They met a few times and she said she loves him so much and wanna take care of him forever...So he left me fo
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don' t resist, don't complain... Do whatever hetells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small.
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> Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
> comes up with a suggestion:
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> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
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> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes '
'May I tal
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass,
he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village,
so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation,
'Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . .
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You
died in your sleep, Ralph..'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much
to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm
near his home..
The next thing he knew, he w
I have tried to be vegetarian for 2 months now and its really really difficult to continue this. Not eating meat making me feel light and clean inside.
But most of my friends are not vegetarian and we normally have nice dinner with all the meat...e.g. pasta with becon, pizza with pepperoni, salmon , etc..
One night I dreamt I ate fried pork and woke up feeling so guilty ..hehe..
My good friend who has been vegetarian for 15 years said my purpose of being vegetarian is not the right purpose an
I am helping someone to give away her 2 cats and I posted the ad on pantipmarket.com
My friend is leaving country in 2 weeks and she cant take them with her.
They are so lovely, clean and cute. But I already have my own cats and I tried to put them together here but did not work out. They fight every late night and I feel bad that my old cats were not happy.
Here is the post. If you know anyone who want these 2 cats please PM me.
http://www.pantipmarket.com/petplant/topic/P7416131.html
I have this very good friend at work who I have lunch with almost everyday. She is about 50 years old and very thoughtful person. Whenever she talks,I know it has gone through a process and filtered to get it right. She is also a very good listener and calm. We share stories about work and overall. I really treasure our friendship. She somehow gave me a shock yesterday telling me she quit job and will work for one more week only. So I asked her why she resigned. She said she has thought about it
Hi ya' ll, my friend just signed up here not long ago. She is very pretty and very truely nice and kind person. I want to see her happy. So please vote for her ka.I am teaching her on how to vote other people so please do not get disappointed if she didn't vote back na....Thanx and love love..
I am starting to think more about my mom. Her doctor said she got high cholesterol now. I was worried to death about her during my driving back here to Bangkok. My aunt who is a nurse made me even more worried. She said my mom could get a heart attack with her cholesterol level.
I went out to have dinner last night. I love salad at Foodland. Anyway, there is a book store there and I found books about how to reduce cholesterol. Maybe I should go home again this weekend. I would need to do the pa