*"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give
you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If
you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready
to recieve a ton of ****
be careful with the ladies
Love Story
I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.>> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to>> ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of moneyif>>> she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.>>> If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide Child>> Support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would>> know when the baby was born. To keep it dis
The sharing of marriage...
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were look
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said the chemist 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96' said the old man . 'I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I n
Three little ducks go into a Bar............
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I'v
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer
in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it:
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....
The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what a
Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the
Call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her
Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very
Diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
Pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The Paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on
His bottom. Connor began to cry.
KNOCK KNOCK
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing There.
He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina".
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same Man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have
A vagina". She slams the door again.
Later that night when h
Italian Altar Boy
Bless me Father, for I have sinned" "I have been with a loose girl."
The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?"
"Yes Father it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you might
as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say"
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell"
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I c
Well this is my day sitting here in my office and my sister called me up to tell me to come to the hospital where I will be recoverd for 3 days . It's for a deep and total check up hoping nothing serious . Besides that it will be difficult for me to be away from TF which is my Thai connection and my close friends here , But I will try to get into my sisters office and get on her computer just to say hi can't stay away from my TF connection to long Well you all have a wonderful day
Today hada wonderful surprise .I was on my to the beach when I stoped for a cup of coffee at a lovely park with a little lake and I decided to talk a walk then I started to smell in the air something so familiar looking around i started to so so many Thais after a while it seemed like I walked into Thailand ,I thought I was dreaming . Then they explained to me that the first Sunday of every month the Thai comunity have this get together here in Rome , now I know where I will be on the first Sund
Well since I have gotten back from my holiday there is nothing but long hours of work in my office (newspaper) in Rome, as I am sure probably as most all of you know Daniele Mastrogiacomo Italian journalist kidnappped in Afaghanistan 15 days ago . Seemed he was going to be released today but seem the Talibans keep asking for more for more ransome . I am here like the rest of the world hoping Daniele Mastrogiacomo will be free soon to get back to his family and normal life . FREE DANIELE MASTROG
Well I just wanted to thank everyone for messages Testi B,Day greetings invatations and for a nice evening would not have been possible without all of you, Sorry for the persons I did not get a chance to meet I am not rude maybe a little shy will try to respond to all Testi and messages soon as I get my pieces back togther
For TF friends that will attend party tonight, I talked with the management and they will not guarantee me 60-70 chairs so I am very sorry if there will be some inconvienence , All I can do is hope for the best
I just wanted to say that today is my day off if somebody realy cares ? The first day of winter has arrived in Rome after some really warm and sunny days but for me the sun is shinning inside of me because the travel agency brought my airpalne ticket for Thailand and even if cold and hailing rain today I see the SUNSHINE , positve for me all have a good evening
Well after 5 months with out holiday my time has come i am of to the airport and to the place I love best Thailand ) So everybody take care and will keep in touch as much as possible CIAO
Yes we are the CHAPIONS MY FRIENDS and my compliments also to French team dedicated for those who cheered for Italy and also for the ones who did not cheer for Italy CAMPIONI DEL MONDO **** )
Here I am sitting in this office thinking tomorrow I was going to be in BBK Instead I had to call the airline company to delay my ticket 3 weeks ( I hope) . To help me feel a little better I said to myself in 3 weeks when I was supposed to be back in the office I will be leaving,now do I feel better......NO..I miss BKK so much
