Just wanted to give a shout out to Sonny aka Armyboo...
http://www.thailandfriends.com/Armyboo
Happy Bday Bro.
Take care and be safe. Keep up the good fight.
The idea of a Batman squirtgun? I can live with that.The unfortunate position of the trigger? Well, it follows from the design. I guess I can live with that, too.                But the anal refill hole?   Â
That?s a bored toy designer seeing just how far he can take the joke before his bosses notice and fire his ass.Somewhere out there he?s saying (probably in Chinese) ?I still can?t believe they actually made it, and shipped thirty thousand units... Â
According to legend, a young man while roaming the desert came across a spring of delicious crystal-clear water. The water was so sweet he filled his leather canteen so he could bring some back to a tribal elder who had been his teacher. After a four-day journey he presented the water to the old man who took a deep drink, smiled warmly and thanked his student lavishly for the sweet water. The young man returned to his village with a happy heart. Later, the teacher let another student taste
Old news .. but I find it funny for the morning...
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
Across the world, women are sending their panties to Burmese embassies. Burma’s superstitious leaders, particularly junta chief Than Shwe, believe that contact with women’s clothing deprives them of their power.
The “Panties for Peace” campaign has now come to Thailand after springing up in Australia, Europe and Singapore.
Just wanted to share a new concept car that we are working on...for the gear heads around the world...
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/4df10546-e7e7-4b43-84fe-993600d36841.htm
(until I can figure out how to get this vid working)
Technical Specifications Body Hand-layed fiberglass composite Chassis Full tube frame with roll cage Engine - High mileage Honda engine - Turbo Charged 1500cc - 2 Stage single cam Vtec - Gasoline vapor fuel management system - power: 180 HP - 0-60 MPH in
“A Lobster,
When Left High And Dry Among The Rocks,
Has Not Instinct and Energy Enough
To Work His Way Back To The Sea,
But Waits For The Sea To Come To Him.
If It Does Not Come,
He Remains Where He Is And Dies,
Although The Slightest Effort Would Enable Him To Reach The Waves,
Which Are Perhaps Within A Yard Of Him.
The World Is Full Of Human
Lobsters:
Men Stranded On The Rocks
Of Indecision And
Procrastination,
Who, Instead Of Putting
Forth Their Own Energies,
Are Waiting F
Mark Taylor gives us the not-so-usual answers.If bartenders simply poured drinks, their profession would be called bottletending. Pouring drinks is easy: ice, rum, coke; done. Bartenders tend bars, and where there are bars, there are drunks. Lots and lots of drunks. When people think about drunks, they might picture Barney from The Simpsons, or a brownbagging wino in the gutter, or maybe Uncle Gord and the bar-fridge full of Olympia he keeps in his garage. These we might call Stereotypical drunk
"I used to think that going to the jungle made my life an adventure. However, after years of unusual work in exotic places, I realize that it is not how far off I go, or how deep into the forest I walk that gives my life meaning. I see that living life fully is what makes life - anyone's life, no matter where they do or do not go - an adventure."
Maria FadimanGeographer and National Geographic Emerging Explorer
This world's a jungle
There ain't no justice
Laws of nature rule this land
Better hide your horses
Bury your whiskey
Hold your woman any way you can, 'cause
There ain't no right or wrong
Nothin's carved in stone
It ain't cheatin' if you don't get caught
Joker's laugh and losers grieve 'cause
Out here there's no honor among thieves That woman you've been lovin'
She was another man's
You stole her heart while his back was turned
On every corner
There's an outlaw waitin'
Here is your Friday story,Stand Tall Like The SunflowerI find it humorous sometimes that even the most mundane occurrences can have an impact on our awareness.My wife, daughter, and I moved into our home nine years ago and we spent a lot of time and energy in the yard to get it looking like it does today. We live on a corner, higher than street level, and the entire side of the yard is encased by a professionally built rock wall. The front of the house though is another story because instead of
There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me".The man in the water drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"
Randy, you will be missed by us all. Although Randy was never as wild as I was, he was always there for every good party or event. He would have the ability to come to an event...at night... ....yet have the drive and determination to go to an orphanage the very next morning... Come to think about it.. I think he went to the orphanage straight after the event...without skipping a beat. Yea.. thats him.. still had enough power to go and visit kids... For those that wondered how he captured you
15 things no man wants to hear... from a woman 1 Any stories about ex-boyfriends, ex-lovers, ex anything…even ones told against the poor blokes. If your ex was a violent, brainless, tattooed ex-con, this will only make us feel bored and unmanly. And sometimes scared.
2 The phrase 'I'd say it's bang-on average, if not slightly bigger'. Best to steer clear of the size issue. Like us talking about your weight, it can only lead to misunderstanding and hurt.
3 Obsessive accounts of your diet
I know this is a chick song...but the words are still true to heart.
I understand why you're looking for tears in my eyes,
Trust me they were there but now the well has run dry,
I was in so deep, I couldn't get out
I sat on feelings that I buried deep down
I knew there come a day when our paths would cross
And I'm glad it's today 'cause now I am strong
I'm happy and I can thank myself
But I'm happy, and I know that makes you mad
After all the things you put me through
I'm f
A Prayer for the Stressed! Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
Real Winners
Nobody loves motivational quotes more than I do. But be very careful because every once in a while you'll find a quote that might sound good but isn't true. And if you believe that quote, it might actually do some harm.
Let me tell you a story...
It was the most important Little League game of Eric's life. He was 11 years old and his team, the Pirates, were playing the Giants in the championship game.
It was the bottom of the sixth inning and the Pirates were ahead 2-1. But
Johnny’s all-time best advice for business success: Do what you said you were going to do, when you said you were going to do it, in exactly the way you said you were going to do it. Be there when you said you would be there. Deliver when you said you would deliver. Call when you said you would call. Be a person who can be counted on by keeping his/her word every time.
You won’t ever get any better business advice than that. “If I do all of this, will I be successful?”
Beats me...
Suc
Here is my list
Thailand Pros:
Women…Some of the most beautiful women in the world live here.
Morning meeting near Silom…Love all of the women going to the office in Uniform! Something about classy suit dresses and heals. Women here are mostly wearing blue Jeans that are 3 sizes too small just to keep their fat asses looking smaller.
Taxi drivers that actually know how to get across town without actually talking to you about how nice the weather is, and for cheap.
Sunshine…. Aft
10 Great Things: Married vs. Single
Married
1. A date to every wedding.
2. Someone to hold you in bed.
3. You have someone to grab onto during the scary parts of the movie.
4. You get a tax break for being married. (in my country at least)
5. You have someone to help out around the house.
6. Two incomes are better than one.
7. You have a date to the movies, or just cuddle on the couch at home.
8. There's someone to cook for and someone to cook for you.
9. You are completely c
MARRIAGE THERAPY Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better.
However she could not help but notice that each night, early into their love making, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes.
This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.
There, in front of the mirror she found him app
Sitting at an open bar beer at Nana Plaza the other night and enjoying another cold one. I feel a sense of success and accomplishment. A feeling that can only be celebrated by having another cold beer. I had just finished sending off a “friend” who was visiting Bkk for a few days. I came to the realization that I should be extremely happy, but yet, I am not.
No, not for getting this hammered and trying to sober up by drinking more... Not, for finding my buddy the two sexiest bar girls this
Every week or so I buy a fresh bouquet of flowers for my mom. Ahhhhh. What a great guy! Well, I smoke, drink, and have many particular bad habits, that I need to spend some of my money to good use by bringing something of beauty to the one who brought me into my world.
The other day, I stopped by the florist down the street from us and for the very first time discovered the rock tree. No the tree does not grow rocks. Although jokingly I told the florist I never knew until now where rocks came