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Life's lil irony

My favourite author wrote this: "Freedom only exists when love is present. The person who gives him or herself wholly, the person who feels freest, is the person who loves most wholeheartedly. And the person who loves wholeheartedly feels free. No one loses anyone because no one owns anyone. That is the true experience of freedom: having the most important thing in the world without owning it." Damn! how paradoxical ...i cant grasp this concept of Love and Freedom still..

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Life in reverse.

Gosh weekend..its a double-edged sword really. We trudge through the banality of working 5 days (well 6 to some poor souls out there!) look forward to the weekend and just when it hits ya..its a total washout! We end up doing the same things over again. Yeah i reckon we can do something about it..make exciting plans etc but for the sake of lamenting, lets just leave it at that shall we?! I can bet with you that the moment the sun sets on Sunday, we all heave a huge sighs of loathing in sync.

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Shall I learn to fly?

"Jimmy shoes busted both his legs, trying to learn to fly From a second story window, he just jumped and closed his eyes His mamma said he was crazy - he said, "Mamma I've got to try" Don't you know that all my heroes died And I guess I'd rather die than fade away" Too many times i'm guilty of fading away. Looking back at it, think I've lost too much by trying too little. Am I too sane or am I just a coward? Maybe someday soon I will be 'Jimmy'. Only difference, I will jump with my eyes Ope

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More than words..

I normally get irritating calls from Telemarketers like " I'm from HSBC..would you like to apply for our credit card....." or " Hi! I'm Wendy calling from Planet Fitness.." but today it was something different..kinda refreshing somewhat..Goes like : Telemarketer: Hi Good morning Mr Naz, I'm Zen (what a name!) from " One nite stand" Naz(Sits up straight, eyes open wide): From where?! Telemarketer: One nite stand. Have you been there? Would you like to join in our 3rd anniversary party? Naz(Al

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Thrills and Spills.

This! ladies and gents..is gonna one helluva good week! I was hauled out of bed last Sunday morning to go for this F1 Powerboat racing event. Was kinda reluctant to leave the comforts of my room but was given free tickets so ok what the hell nothing to lose..when we got there..Damn! my fears were realised..muddy grounds (if poured that morning), scorching sun, crappy food, expensive beers that turn warm as soon as I got it to my table. Sat there with a pout on ma' face listening to some amatueri

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Life would be so nice..

Both men and women have got their own fair share of gripes and whinges about how things suck in life. As a man, wouldn't it be sweet if.. 1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a 'cheers for the sex - now f*** off' would pretty much do it. 2. Birth control would come in ale or lager. 3. Valentine's Day would be moved to 29th February so it would only occur in leap years. 4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking. 5. The only show opposite 'Monday Nig

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Chicken and Egg issue

Which comes first, the Chicken or the Egg? I'll start with the egg first. Egg At the moment, thanks to the outbreak of the Bird Flu in Malaysia, Singapore is experiencing a Eggxodus of EGGS as we get our supply of poultry produce from our dear neighbours. The government have imposed strict measures on bringing in poultry and related produce across the border. Customs officers look into each and every grocery bag (hmm wonder if they have strip searches) going through the checkpoints and confisc

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Truth or dare?

Too good to be true If you are looking for the truth in me, let it be known I can be just like the Sea. I part hearts and make them beat stronger I part lands and lead men to treasure. I provide many the sustenance of Life, I make many a widow out of a wife. If in me you find what's eluding you, then maybe I am too good to be true or maybe I'm just a reflection of you. - Naz

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Kiss and Tell...

I've learnt something interesting last nite...something in the lines of long ago there was a law passed by the Romans which allows Men to go up to any woman and kiss them to check if the women have been drinkin wine as apparently it was against the law for the womenfolk to drink wine without the presence of men or something to that effect. Damn! that is so sexist! 555 Thank god for equality these days...women can indulge in intoxicating themselves among themselves..BUT it would be damn cool if w

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War cry?!

General Maximus Decimus Meridias (of Gladiator) once said, "What we do in life echoes in eternity!" S/Sergeant Slackus Fatus Bastardus (aka Naz), "Arrrghhhh!" I went back to my Army Reserve unit 2 days back to take a physical fitness test..and my body aches like hell till now! Damn! it has been a torturous 2 days but feels like eternity. Ok ok someone said "Som nam nar!" to me..well guess she's right..i deserve it..all 100%..555! As I was doing the running test... all those nights of partying

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A piece of my past...destroyed!

Had dinner with a long lost uni friend last nite. It was a pleasant surprise! I think the last that we met was like many years ago...when we're all just starting out..bright-eyed..brave...full of hope...ambition...drive (et. al)..with that piece of paper..We're Invincible (or so we thought!)...Now ...we're caught in the NET..in the WWW...Wicked World of Work!.. Anyway, got horrific news that the university (btw this is a uni in Australia..why am i saying this? coz i won't be surprised if it hap

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This cracked me up...big time!

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage... Is that true?...

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Cup runneth over..

Ok....the week has just started. After that very sedated weekend, my life is coming back to its normal state...actually i think this week it will be quite a big RUSH. Lemme see whats in store as of today..got invite to the launch of a new VODKA called 42 Below..woohooo free-flow of Vodka for 4 hours and the kind organisers throw in a BLUSH Lingerie event in to boot..(will it be dangerous?..alcohol + lingerie models)...If my lucky stars and all the gods are on my side i might just get my ass to B

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Somethings will never change...

When was the last time you did something for the first time? I did it over the weekend.broke a few records! 1) Longest time spent at home 2) Longest time going without beers 3) Longest time spent in front of the TV.. i know some of u might definitely say gosh u call that records..but for me its some achievement..hah sad but true..if my memory have not failed me..i think i have never spent Friday (i cant imagine i skipped post-work drinks!) Saturday and Sunday staying home! yeah gosh...something

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A case of Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde?

Gosh! My friend sure love me...check out her testimonial : This fucker... What can I say man... I have yet to meet this infamously notorious annoying freak. Quite a challenge to talk to him, you have to be mentally prepared for he will blow your friggin brains out. Other than that, a psychotic serial eradicator and rapist, compulsive repetitive violent assaulter, mentally ill antagonistic sadist... Naz is a nice guy... Be afraid...be very afraid...muahahahahahaha

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Plucked from Heaven...straight to Hell!

I'm back in Chains...with my wings clipped! I'm already missing the glorious sunsets, the balmy breeze and one whole week of sheer bliss...enjoying moments of insignificance in my life..I needed that vacation..did a lot of good for my mind, body and soul i guess. Its all too perfect..Got a nice big room in a Irish pub (2nd floor actually)..so u can imagine the amount of drinking goin on each day?50 metres away from the beach..got a boatman at my disposal for heaps of island-hopping..having kha

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TGIF...WTF?!!

Thai rebels warn tourists to stay away from resort islands" That my friends is one of the headlines that slapped the slumber out of my head this morning! 'Persons who plan to visit Thailand now are warned not to travel to the Pattani Raya region..and the neighbouring provinces (Phuket, Pangnga, Krabi, Pattalung),' a statement by separatist group Bersatu said. Well i dont know if i'm growing immune to this kinda threats these days...but i have the airtickets bound for Krabi on 3rd May in my ha

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Use it or lose it...

Lately heaps of people around me seems to be bugged by this thing called LOVE...either falling out of it badly..or experimenting with its notions or even riding high on its waves..I guess its part and parcel of life for this to happen each and everyday. As long as each of us have a heart...we'll definitely be affected..cant say much for me though..haha my heart is in the freezer next to the tub of Haagen Daaz Chocolate Ice cream! Oh yeah this is for someone out there...u know who u are *wink*

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Dream a lil dream...

Your hearts know in silence the secrets of the days and the nights but your ears thirst for the sound of your heart`s knowledge You would know in words that which you have always known in thought. You would touch with your fingers the naked body of your dreams And it is well you should It's hard to put a nail on my dream. What's my dream you might ask...well frankly speakin..I dun have a friggin' clue!..I have visions of it..and im glad that its not something or anything to

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I got hit by a train...

John Lennon once said " Life happens when you're busy making other plans..." How true is that?!!..well last nite as i lay in bed...had these thoughts in my mind...so many things are happenin around me at a frightening pace...was told of my younger bro's wedding date (4th July)..a day after my best fren's wedding..2 days before my rugby mate's wedding..2 more close frens gonna give birth to their second kid in July too!! (Jeez! whats with JULY eh..) I also attended a family BBQ last friday..gos

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Lovematch : Love 1 - Pauline 0

Untitled Like the cloak of darkness in the night, He comes and embrace you tight. Filling your heart with light, Giving it wings for flight. He awakens your dormant heart you say? Your heart is never dormant Your heart is just asleep In that sleep it dreams In that dream it danced! O doth the moon burn bright. Giving beauty to all in her sight A silhouette of lovers A silhouette of Love O cursed impermanence..Daybreak! -Naz That was written for a friend who met a special person w

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Horrorscope!

Got this sent to me by a fren today...dont really dig horoscope stuff..abt to thrash this one...but yeah thot of puttin it up in here.. LIBRA : September 22 October 22 Did someone say that you're the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it's true Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You're very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get i nto self-congratulatory mood. Your family

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Insights from the inside...

1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? When? Yesterday...today or tomorrow..or weekends or weekdays?!! Damn I hate ambigious Q.. Weekdays-alarm rings at 730am, ass off bed 8am...weekends-depends on volume of alcohol in blood.. 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? What? and share that hour with countless Paparazzis!...hmm What the heck..it would be Paulo Coelho...my fav author. 3. GOLD OR SILVER? Hi Ho Silver...away!!!!....Gold is too tacky... 4. WHAT

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Where's that shampoo?

PRIDE, ENVY, ANGER, SLOTH, GREED, GLUTTONY and LUST...seems familiar doesnt it?..Too familiar in fact for many of us..Hey you! Don't you dare give me that "Holier than thou" look! The SEVEN deadly SINS....These seven acts of human nature seems to be very..hmm how shall I put it..RESTRICTIVE...does it mean that WE, the super complex highly evolved being on this planet are just capable of 7 shortcomings?! Well why do i have this doubt? Let's look at the definition of a SIN. So what exactly is a S

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