A few jokes to start your weekend with a smile men talk too much WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE
To get you started for the weekend, a short and fun test to see just how sexy you really are
Instructions are after # 24, and pls share your results For Men 1. ___ I think most women just like me as a friend. 2. ___ I have slept with many beautiful women. 3. ___ I'm pretty good at knowing if a woman is attracted to me. 4. ___ I'm definitely not the best at taking care of kids. 5. ___ I'm good at saying the right things to women I flirt with. 6. ___ I haven't had as many sexual
To get you started for the weekend, here is a quick and fun way to see just how sexy you really are to the opposite sex.
instructions for scoring are after # 24 , and pls share your results !! For Women 1. ___ I can tell when a man is being genuine and sincere in his affections toward me. 2. ___ I doubt I could ever pull off cheating on my beau. 3. ___ I look younger than most women my age. 4. ___ When a guy doesn't seem interested in me, I take it personally and assume something is wr
The 10 most important people in a womans life
10 ) The Doctor, because he says, " Take off your clothes "
9 ) The Dentist because he says " Open Wide "
8 ) The Hairdresser because he asks " Do you want it teased or blown "
7 ) The Milkman because he asks " do you want it in the front or the back"
6 ) The Interior Decorator because he says " Once you have it all in, you'll love it
5 ) The Banker because he says " If you take it out soon, you will lose interest"
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How Hot are you ???
I found a website today, sexgage.com
You compare your palm to drawings provided to see how HOT you are .
Theses are my results and i encourage anyone to take the test, it is quick and fun, and maybe you are a Hottie too !! My results are below, Have a little fun, and lets see, just how hot are you really....... hehe
Details
Line of heart : curved - i am creative and sensitive. Sometimes ruled by emotions, sometimes by imagination. Sometim
Sometimes I like these heart warming stories, and this one is truly interesting... In 1986, Dan Harrison ( pictured ) was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and gen
10 things that sound naughty on Halloween, but are not really
1. So..... What did you get in the sack ?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning !!!
3. Just get on that broomstick and ride it !
4. Those small suckers are gone after a few licks !
5. I
Good Morning everyone, here are a few more photos of my stay in Thailand last week. In the 2 weeks i was there, i visited my Kids in Rayong, a short stay in Koh Samui, a day trip to Ayudiha, and a few short days in Bangkok. Time just flew by, but fear not i will return...... Ha Ha Everyone have a good week and good fortune to you all.... My two kids Anna & Gary in Rayong Sunset in Rayong Next few photos are in Ayudiha, very nice day there My Lovely guide, Kreeta.... At Koh Sam
After 6 hours of downloading and uploading, i hope the you can enjoy the photos of a wonderful meeting of new TF friends this past Wednesday night at Gulliver's on Soi 5. It was a pleasure to talk and share a few laughs with some new friends, and i hope time only bonds us all more. Starting in Gulliver's , Papa, Phong, Cherie, Rainer ( Zappa82 ), Stu, Joy and myself KhunEd, shared some jokes and good conversation, then moving to Absolute 7 bar, Stu and Cherie, got on stage and Wowed the crowd wi
Hello Everyone, Earlier today I was chatting with a new friend that i had met here at TF. Since i live in Saudi Arabia, meeting new friends there in Thailand is difficult, so i take what you have put in your profile page, comments, likes / dislikes , and photos and see if we might get along. I may send a vote your way, or even a testimonial to give you the chance to look me over too. Maybe we can start a friendship , who knows, ? I mean this how we do it here, right ? If you are in Thaila
Last night there was a small group of friends that dropped in to wish me a Happy Birthday....
To all my friends here at TF , best wishes for a safe and fun weekend and here are just a few pics of a few crazy people here in Saudi. Little people at the party JT Keri & Henery Lyndon and Chris What is he shooting at ? John & Flor Getting the water balloons ready A little Jenga..... Birthday Boy ..... Happy Birthday Ed !!
With Silly String and Party Popper's , Water Ballo
Hello Everyone, I leave for my Holiday tomorrow night, and arrive into Bangkok on Thursday morning. I wish i could say that it will be a long relaxing trip, but 12 days is really to short. To everyone that has shared votes with me, and those that have become a new friend, I want to say that I wish I could meet with you all and give you all a chance to really know me. Through posts, comments, and testimonials you have shared a little piece of your daily lives with me, and although
I understand that at a TF event, people get a little crazy..... But these people just can't * * Who is this woman ?? * * And this guy is going to have a headache in the morning * * And I she said she was " Hi SO "
* * Ok, so this girl can hang with us * * Enjoy your Saturday night my friends, but be mindful where you pass out and who brought there camera. HA HA !
Hi Everyone, as the weekend gets started and everyone's minds are on cutting loose . I was curious as to what people think of some social " Taboo's .....Can you share some of the things that you would not do, no matter how tempting ??? Ex: Would you accept a date with one of your friends ex-boyfriend/girlfriend ?
Scrects to having a great relationship !
1.It is important to find a woman that works around the house,occasionally cooks and cleans and has a good job.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a women that is dependable and doesn't lie. 4. it is important to find a woman who's good in bed and loves to have sex with you. One final note to remember... see below 5. It is vital t
It's Friday there in Thailand, and it has been a long hot week for all of you guy's. Here is a little something to get the weekend started in the right direction Enjoy !!
For myself, it is one of the toughest things to endure. I have family in Thailand, I have two wonderful children that I love dearly. My wife and I have been living separate lives for about 2 years now. As long as we are apart things are fine, but when we are together we find fault with each other and there is little to no physical love between us. So this keeps me alone, in a kind of " no women land ". Being married and separated, is a tough position to be in, for i think a man or
Hi to everyone here, and enjoy Songkarn !!!! I am just a new member, so not really sure how things go here.I guess I should say a little about me. Well I have family there in Thailand, I have a wife and two kids there in Rayong. I wish I could say everything is good and happy, but it is not, at least not for me.I joined here because after 2 years of seperation , I am tired of being alone, I love thailand, I lived there for 3 yrs durring happier times. I speak a little thai, but would like to
