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Just for women!!!!!!!

*The Silent Treatment* A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

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hv a cup of tea!!!

Coffee Machine 1.OPEN THE LINK (BELOW) 2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE 3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK 4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY 5. CLICK ON "APRI" ENJOY! Don't forget to click on "APRI" !!! http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf

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WHO SAID MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES??

WHO SAID MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this t

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Before the marriage!!!

Before the marriage He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!! http://www.glitter-graphics.com/' title="Myspace

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love story

Love Story I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu. Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! xxxxxxx what are you thinking about??=D 

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Younger men for Older Women

This is a trend lately, younger men claiming their love and adoration for the older women. How many of these relationships are from trend and fashion? How many from Passion and Lust and Sex? How many are from True Love? How many are indeed from greed and the hope that they can have an easy life with an older more stable and better income older woman? Or how many are from fetishes? A lot have been said on this topic and a lot too have been left unsaid, so here is your chance to give your views

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Quotations of Love!!

ORIGINAL QUOTE --------------------- If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... The New Versions..... --------------------- Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her w

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Breakfast Note...

Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn't there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil 'the moment' by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife: THE TENT POLE IS UP, THE CANVAS IS SPREAD, TO HELL WITH BREAKFAST, COME BACK TO BED. The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read: TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN PUT THE CANVAS AWAY THE MONKEY IS BLEEDING NO CIRCU

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Got Beans???LOL

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off

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kiss from lover

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farang food*Maple Toast and Eggs*

Maple Toast and Eggs àùٹÕéà»ç¹ÃÕ¡àùÙ˹Ö觷Õèá¾·¢Ã¨Ñ´ãËéÃÂÙèã¹ Best Ever Recipes ·Õèá¾·ÃÂÒ¡á¹Ã¹ÓãËé·Ó¤èà àËÃÃ’ÃÊÓËÃѺ¤¹·ÕèªÃº·Ò¹¢¹Ã»Ñ§ ä¢èáÅÃ຤èù à»ç¹ÃÒËÒÃàªéÒ¤èà ÊÓËÃѺÇÕ¤àÃç¹´ì·Õè¨Ã¶Ö§¹Õé Åç·ÓãË餹·ÕèàÃÒÃÑ¡·Ò¹à»ç¹ÃÒËÒÃàªéÒ ÃѺÃçÇèÒà¢Ò¨ÃÃÑ¡àÃÒà¾ÔèâÖé¹ÃÕ¡ËÅÒÂà·èÒ¤èÃ....ËØËØ Êٵù

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Just for laughs lol

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw

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*couple of life*

Every start of marry life always good. But as the time goes by ...hidden mind is show up! ... Untrustable, unfaithful, cheat, lie ...ect. let see this couple married ..I guess they probrably broke up soon! girl: Where did u been last night !???? tell me the true.. boy: Er ... I didn't plz listen ... girl: Are u goind to tell me or not??? Don't make me to do this! boy: Er ... it's really nothing please, baby you know I only love in u, trust me! girl: Did she bite u hard like

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This is how a kid explains SEX

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis a

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