MY NEXT LIFE
By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day you work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready ;for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous
I'm looking for a good graphic designer to do some freelance work from time to time. Preferably a Thai National, with good English communication. Someone who is nearing the end of Uni or finished but not working full time. These will probably be fast turnaround pieces and I'll need to be in constant communication. You can PM me if you want to chat further.
G • E • M • I • N • I: passionate
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the **** out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
I miss Chicago sometimes. Not the Winters so much, lol. This was one of the worst years in a while. Here's a little poem I thought you might like It's winter in Illinois
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Illinois
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Illinois,
'Cause I'm frozen
Hey all... I got a new DJ residency in Pattaya and I'll be leaving Bangkok to live there. Tonight is my last DJ gig in Bangkok for a while. Hope you can make it out to say good bye and hear some awesome music! I'll be playing at Glow tonight (Sukhumvit 23) finishing off my 8 month residency there. Cover is 200 B + 2 free drinks (before 11:00), it's 1 free drink after 11:00.Hope to see all my Bangkok friends tonight, and looking forward to getting to know all the peeps in Pattaya. See ya tonight!
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille,
I'm DJing at Hammer nightclub in Pattaya tonight. If any TFers want to go, send me a PM. I've never been to Pattaya before, if anyone has any suggestions as to where I should stay or visit let me know. I'm probably staying till Monday.
I was just thinking about a fun thing I like to do...If any of your friends or relatives have new babies, go to Toys R Us and buy them whatever toy makes the most noise when played with. That'll teach them to procreate.hehe.
Saw Linkin Park tonight at Impact Arena. Pleasantly surprised that they decided to do the show outdoors. Was a gorgeous night and I'm sure the sound was much better than had they decided to do it inside.Got lucky and got VIP, got to check out backstage, onstage, and had some sick seats. I have to say that they f'ing rocked. The sound and light setup was top notch and they didn't miss a beat. Their live performance sounded as close to the studio versions as you could hope for with some extended v
Thanks to my TF friends who came out to Glow last night. The party exceeded my expectations and I had an incredible time. Hope you all did too. By the way... I want to congratulate "Batman" my good friend for winning 3rd prize in the costume contest. I think he should have taken 1st prize. If anyone has pics of him feel free to post in this journal.p.s. I'm playing at Glow again this Saturday.
This is gonna be one killer Halloween party!!! Tonight at Glow. Sukhumvit soi 23. Go past soi Cowboy, make first right, then first left, and stop. DJ Nakadia and I are playing a 4 hour Tag Team set. Party starts at 10. Dont miss it...
The Chicago Bears are playing the Dallas Cowboys in the Sunday night game (which would air at 8am Monday here). If anyone is interested in watching this with me let me know. I still cant find out for sure if it's airing in Thailand, but I would think it will be. I've watched games before at Bourbon Street on Sukhumvit. If anyone can get confirmation that the game is showing and/or wants to watch with me, just reply to the journal. BEARS.
I've been going through video game withdrawl (XBOX) recently. I had to leave my console in the states. I'm missing it more and more with the upcoming release of Halo 3 looming on the horizon. Do any TF members have an XBOX and play Halo 2 multiplayer? If so, I want to be your new friend
Be sure to register for my party at Glow tomorrow. I have a very limited number of CD's to give away and if you're not registered I wont have one for you. See you tomorrow, I'm gonna tear the roof of the place!
All registered, attending TF members will receive a FREE copy of my new mix CD, "Hypnotized" this Saturday at Glow. I haven't posted for a while. Hope to see you out!http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=Events&month=09&year=2007&day=08#1261
Last night at Glow was a sick party! If you were there, you know. TONIGHT...For those who love to drink...and love House music... I will be DJing at Hu'u Bar @ Ascott Hotel, Sathorn soi 9. There will be no cover charge and standard drinks and beer are buy 1 get 1 free from 9-12!!!I'll be DJing from 10:30 ish, till as late as you wanna stay. I'll be playing a bit deeper, more soulful stuff this night. Vocals, Latin, Jazzy, House. If it gets crowded, I'm gonna step it up. This is a nice place to h
For those who love to drink...and love House music... This Friday I'll be DJing at Hu'u Bar @ Ascott Hotel, Sathorn soi 9. There will be no cover charge and standard drinks and beer are buy 1 get 1 free from 9-12!!!I'll be DJing from 10:30 ish, till as late as you wanna stay. I'll be playing a bit deeper, more soulful stuff this night. Vocals, Latin, Jazzy, House. If it gets crowded, I'm gonna step it up. This is a nice place to hang with your friends. Hope to see ya! Peace and Beats...Benz
Thanks to those who came to my gig on Saturday at Glow. I personally think it may have been the best set I've played since I've been in Thailand. Hope you got to hear it. By the way, I'll have a new CD out and for sale in a couple weeks. They'll be giving some promo copies away at the Glow 2 year anniversary party on August 16th. I'll be DJing that night as well along with several other DJs. Until then...
Hope everyone can make it out tonight. Time sure flies... It's time for another of my monthly installments of booty shaking madness at Glow, tonight. Sukhumvit soi 23. TF support is always appreciated and tonight's gonna be a great party. As always, it's free to get in and I'll buy your first drink. Try and get there before I start playing as it'll be kinda annoying to buy you a drink during my set See ya later! Benz
I'll be leaving for Koh Samui on Friday. I'm DJing at QBar Samui on Saturday. If anyone is going to be there or just wants to make the trip, let me know so we can hang out a bit. Also, free admission and a free drink for anyone who shows up. Just let me know.I'm also playing every Sunday at XXX (The After) in Pat Pong soi 2. They're open really late, so if you're out and looking for somewhere to go, that's the place. You can pm me anytime or ask for my phone number if you'd like to come by, on m
I'm going to visit a friend in Kuala Lumpur next week and I need to get a Thai visa extension. I've been using Jack Golf for visa runs recently. Does anyone know a reliable service offered for Malaysian visa runs? If Thailand doesn't let me back in does anyone want to hang out in Malaysia, lol?
Tonight is another installment of my monthly residency at Glow on Sukhumvit 23. If I get enough support from my friends and fellow House enthusiasts, it might turn into a weekly event. So I really hope to see you all tonight. I'll be playing from 11:30-2:00 and remember if you say hi to me, I'll buy you a drink. Also, its free to get in tonight.I had a very nice conversation with TF Admin this week and he will be stopping by Glow tonight. We'll be in good company as I have a lot of friends comin
Ok, so everyone already knows how good we have it, right? I'm talking of course about the ability to pee standing up (sure some girls can do it too but that's a special talent, they're not born with it) ;)Long story short, I absolutely love peeing on ice cubes in urinals. Does anyone else get joy, satisfaction or a sense of accomplishment from this? Sorry girls, you probably have no frame of reference for this one.
I'm playing at Hu'u Bar tomorrow night. Just some recommendations should you feel like coming out... If you're a TF, come say hi to me and I'll buy you a drink :)They have a Johnnie Walker Black promotion, 1800 Baht (before 10pm).Additionally, they have some really great food specials, also before 10pm. I start spinning at 10 and will probably be there eating and drinking before then. Hit me up if you plan on coming early and hang out.Next Saturday (July 7th) at Glow is gonna be another crazy ni
