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[TD]It all began with an iPhone...
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.
My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.
It was around then that the
No doubt the first of many breaking news headlines to come ..... wonder if they'll have a crime scoreboard as well
Afternoon Daily News published in Durban
Men sought for robbing World Cup journos
9 June 2010, 11:30
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By Botho Molosankwe
Police were this morning searching for two men who robbed three foreign journalists early this morning.
The journalists from Portugal and were asleep in their chalets at Nutbush Boma Lodge in Magaliesburg at the time
In case you were still wondering, just received this answer to my enquiry with TrueVisions so don't hold your breath
'Please allow us to inform you that The World cup matches have been secured the sole right by TV Pool (Thai TV) here in Thailand not TrueVisions. You will be able to watch it on Thai Free TV. However, we also regret to inform you that TV Pool has bought only a picture license not included the original commentary. This means, the commentators will be Thai (only). TrueVisions has
An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
Th
QUOTE But it doesn't explain why they show the whole series again again again every 6 months. I can now watch "The Weakest Link" and get every answer right.
Thats funny!!
My wife thinks I am a mastermind, I get everyones question right everytime mostly before the question has been completed, she keeps asking me why I don't apply for the show!!!
probably been asked before but here goes ... is their a decent cable provider in thailand or painfully only Truevision ... at least something with live english or international football commentry or should i just feel lucky to at least be able to see the game .... and endure what's offered... all considered
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman.
She waves at him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind races. He racks his brain and travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from Fred's stag night that I made love to on the pool table wit
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the pan
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, and crying the mother says,
"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl
picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a
mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
A Message from John Cleese to the citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint
