For something to exist, it has to be observed. For something to exist, it has to have a position in time and space. And this explains why nine-tenths of the mass of the universe is unaccounted for. Nine-tenths of the universe is the knowledge of the position and direction of everything in the other tenth. Every atom has its biography, every star its file, every chemical exchange its equivalent of the inspector with a clipboard. It is unaccounted for because it is doing the accounting for the
Enlightened Chinese farmer branches out by growing pears shaped like baby Buddha
For Britain's struggling fruit farmers, things could be about to go even more pear-shaped...
A Chinese farmer has invented baby-shaped pears - and he is planning to export his novel idea over here.
Plucky farmer Gao Xianzhang has created 10,000 of the mini marvels this season and he plans to take the fruits of his labour to the UK and Europe.
Britain could soon see the arrival of the pears, which are
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few uni
The rules of Bedroom Golf: 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here l
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted
Susan Boyle sit down, there's a new foreigner who has a ton of 'Talent.' 'Ukraine's Got Talent' winner Kseniya Simonova does something we've never seen before -- drawing in the sand. Set to music, Simonova depicts the invasion of Ukraine by Germany in World War II. Watch It!! In the over eight minute long performance, she shows the struggle and devastation of the country using only the sand and ends with the message "you are always near."
propeller island - this means aesthetic sensation for the eye and the ear. propeller island is a pseudonym used by the german artist lars stroschen to publish his audio-visual creations. unlimited diversity, repeating nothing and copying nothing are the guiding principles here. the most popular result: the CITY LODGE, a habitable work of art in the heart of Berlin, whose wealth of ideas never fails to attract everyone into its gravitational field and to continue inspiring guests long afterwards.
New town could create 8,000 jobs Plans for an "eco-friendly" new town based on co-operative principles in South Lanarkshire have been unveiled. Owenstown, located 5 miles from Lanark, at Rigside, would be home to 20,000 people and could create 8,000 jobs. The project is being run by the Hometown Foundation and is inspired by social reformer Robert Owen. (read about New Lanark here; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Lanark) He pioneered innovative living and working conditions at the near
a friend sent me the link to this website, so thought I'd share some of the designs with the TF ladies... Bracelet purse with rubber handle $700
Shoulder or handheld purse $295 Handheld purse with rubber handle $1300
Bracelet purse with boar's hair $800 wrist purse with leather handle $800
Purse with boar's bristle and rubber shoulder or handheld cord $600
wrist purse with dyed pearls and rubber handle $800
purse with boars bristle and adjustable cord (unavailable)
After Rob's in formative guide to what headings in women's personal ads really mean, I thought I'd expand the list a bit... Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads 40ish..............................................49 Adventurous........................................Slept with all your mates Athletic...........................................No TitsAverage looking....................................Has a face like an arse Beautiful..........................................Pathological liar C
this is a few years old, but still brings a smile to my face. Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr.
and if you haven't seen the version of Lou Reed's 'Perfect Day' at the bottom of the journal, watch it all the way through!! THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, mak
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass I'm a Romantic = I'm poor I need you = My hand is tired I am different from all the other guys = I am circumcised I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head she's kinda cute = I want to have sex w
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex? A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not as emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact. Q: Should I have sex on the first date? A: YES. Before if possible. Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex? A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, howev
My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAMPINEA
I have 2 very good friends on TF who I have sort of adopted as little sisters. One is that annoying type of sister who pulls your hair and sticks her tongue out at you but is still quite sweet, while the other is the kind and thoughtful one. She always thinks of others and does lots of work with youth groups and out in the country.
So please join me in wishing the lovely Andy a very happy 23rd birthday!!!
she loves to dance but worries about getting her fee
My faithful old Staffordshire Terrier went to sleep today. She had a great innings, just short of 15 years old, but had been losing weight and strength since being diagnosed with 2 bad tumours in February. She had been a loyal old dog; I got her as a rescue dog when she was 5 and she was the biggest softie you could meet and was so amazingly gentle with Cerys even when getting her tail pulled!!
It was very peaceful but totally heartbreaking but you have to put your pet before your selfish desir
It's been a busy week for me and I think I have broken daddy, so while he grabs 40 winks I will update my journal.
I decided I wanted to do some baking so made daddy buy cake mix.
first I put out the things I need...
then I put in the cake mix
next I put in an egg
time to mix it up...
then spoon it into cases (with little taste detour)
then the best bit!! Licking the bowls while the cakes bake!!
and then voila!! the cakes are ready!!
Now it's time to decorate them
A very unusual and rare item, and will post anywhere in world except the usual (Senegal, Nigeria etc)
From the award winning Scottish winemaker Cairn O' Mohr, who specialise in wines made from fruit, berries and leaves, comes a very unique wine, especially bottled in 1999 for the millenium. I bought six of these and now have 2 left, one of which is up for grabs in the auction.
Yes, yes, but what type of wine is it?? Well, it's Banana Wine. Yes, you heard right, and do you know how frea
