Happy birthday for today,
You’re kind and clever I must say.
With moments worth a million hugs,
Talks, with coffee in those mugs.
Your heart and values seem so right,
We share our views without a fight.
Our memories live with eyes so true,
Adventures grow in a life’s canoe.
I wish you more than words can say,
That you will never, cease to play.
Happy birthday for today,
I’m here for you, on this special day. May your birthday bring. You
The Husband Store A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except t
hello to everyone i am so so happy to have a nephew so just couldn't resist showing of him.
He was born on 2nd of October.Praise god that he is safe,sound and healthy.he's super cute and i get mushy inside holding his tiny little body in my hand..such a great feeling.He is yet to be named as according to Hindu customs the naming ceremony held preferably 6 days after the birth day. Here are the pictures:- Sleeping angel Who woke me up ??? Grrrrrrrrr Aunty loves yo
I have received a fun email today..for the answer put some strain on the brain ..
WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?????????
PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE GROUP CHANGES POSITIONS.
I have figured this out but want you all to give me an answer .. please attempt this..
I know few more hours to go for your birthday where you are living currently...but here its already 1st september sooooo........... Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy. Happy Birthday!..... It's your birthday and I can't be there
But I'll send you a special birthday wish and a little prayer
Have a happy birthday
I hope that all of your birthday wishes come true
May you have a great time today and find happiness in everything you do. Hope you have a greattt time
I personally love the sound of guitars..(any kinds)and i learned to play when i was in school ..(although not that good)here are the strangest guitars (below )that u'll just love
i loveeeddd no.9 guitar Guitar #1. Patriotic To The Tip
This creatively carved design is the perfect guitar to rock out on the Fourth of July weekend. Aside from resembling how the United States of America looks like on a map , the strange but cool aspect of this guitar is the finely carved and detailed eagle
Today i got a forwarded email from my friend ..thought to share with you all..This is funny and sooooo cutee
Worth1000.com challenged photo shop users to hide an elephant.
Watch some of the entries here!! elephant lamp School Bus Outhouse Have a nice weekend
A student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row,he
saw one big paddy,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.Then he saw
another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him
Later, when he finished more t
~~~VODKA ??? - Too good not to share! !!!~~~
Health Tip of the Day - Who knew?!!!!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mould and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses,simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The
These red wine glasses are based on the 7 deadly sins. Each glass encapsulates a sin, which is revealed through the ritual of drinking. The ‘7 Deadly Glasses’ are about celebrating passion and encouraging the user to be sinful in a theatrical fashion. WRATH GREED
Amazing Trees - unusual trees from around the world
It was Lord Buddha who said:
"A tree is a wonderful living organism which gives shelter, food, warmth and protection to all living things. It even gives shade to those who wield an axe to cut it down."
And Joyce Kilmer immortalised the grace and beauty of trees in poe
The end of the Internet is near — and in less than three years, according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. The reason? More than 85% of the available addresses have already been allocated and the OECD predicts we will have run out completely by early 2011. These aren’t the normal web addresses you type into your browser’s window, and which were recently freed up by Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, the body responsible
A toronto man has been the first to get an eyeball tattoo. Basically, he has turned the whites of his eyes blue. Corneal tattooing is usually used for patients that have had Trauma to their eye, not for this, which is called body modification. It took 40 injections of blue ink in order to complete this procedure. Pigment was injected under the top layer of the eye using a Syringe. The syringe injected the ink into the eye. At first they had tried a traditional needle with ink on it, but when
i am really confused on this
I mean whats the difference between chinese, japanese, thai, korean, filipino, viet, laos, taiwanese etc
there eyes aren't they all like the same shape? they can get mixed up for another asian race because of there small eyes and there straight black hair???
HELLO ALL,ITS JUST AN FORWARDED EMAIL I GOT..SHARING WITH YOU ALL School: A place where father pays
and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that
you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up
to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor
degree .
and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of
Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by
which mascul
Honestly...Answer this..what was the biggest lie you ever told to your lover or someone in bed..No.....I haven't told a lie lately...But I toold sum b4. Here's some examples:
1. I will call u back..I'm on the phone now (this is when a jump off wants some)
2. It's not small, it's cute
3.No I've never done that b4
4. I have a man now, so we can't get together anymore(this is when a jump off wants some)
So...tell me...what lies have u told...
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had
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Following is the picture. Observe it carefully and select right option a) who's sleeping, who woke up, c) who is happy, d) who's sick, e) who's drunk,
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageo
I just love this song ..its from a very lovely movie called fan chan (my girl)i loved this movie a lot ..so thought to share this song with all you guys..have a great evening...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
