I must appologise in advance for all the sex in these. I also hope all you can take this in fun and understand that in no way do I condone making fun of people trying to learn English in addition to their native language. You should hear my Thai and Mandarin.
Again please feel free to add your own.
1. Another classic example of "farang beware" is the dessert "kluay buat chee" (falling tone/low tone/mid tone) which approximately means "the ordained nun's bananas", and consists of bananas in
Read this on another forum about titled "Funny things you've heard said" Here are a few samples, but there are a million of these. Which one is your favorite.
Feel free to add your own.
1. After a long night clubbing a mixed group (thai/ farlang) sat down for an early breakfast, after the initial ordering and arrival of various foods and drinks one of the Thai guys with us announced, and I quote " There's nothing like a big cold cock in the morning."
After we all picked ourselves up from t
I would like to congratulate the USC Trojans for making it to the Rosebowl. Next victim the Texas Long Horns.
I would also like to congratulate the USC Trojans mens waterpolo for also making it to the national championship game against Stanford on Dec. 4th.
http://www.usc.edu/dept/band/sounds/in_studio/03.ram
Here is a very amusing story about an American who is ethnically from India who lives in Thailand and his trip to Cambodia with his Thai gf. It is a very good and funny read.
http://teakdoor.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1109
Saturday I watched the greatest American football game ever.....a classic between two titans, the #1 ranked USC trojans and the #9 ranked University of Notre Dame. What a fight. Neither team could throw the knockout punch....up 7 points, tie, down 3 points. Hope you didn't miss it.
With 2 minutes left ND scored a touch down. USC takes over the ball on the 20 yard line. Nothing doing on first down. On second down a ND linebacker makes it through the line untouched and sacks USC's heisman trouph
Maybe it is time for TF to offer amnesty to all its banned members 18yrs old or older. Any opinions?
Maybe a TF2 where all the old members can slug it out.
Maybe the members should update the rules for getting banned rather than have the rules dictated.
Found this on another website, but thought some of you might want to check it out.
Its a new cocktail bar, opened a few nights ago, with good music (I think they have guest DJ's all the time), but not crowded. It obviously takes its name from the Bar counter and lighting theme - an acrylic bar top, that 'glows' different colours from leds running through it - really relaxing and chillout effect. Also there are couches, and bed type couches in it. A really relaxed/chill out place with the best c
I was having so much fun in Thailand on my trip I forgot to boast that I am a hero. Damn....missed out on some kisses from the pretty women at my hardrock party in BKK. I was in Samui and it was dark, about 7pm and I heard a big comotion on the beach. Turns out 4 French people were drowning in the rip tide. 2 other guys and myself got a life ring and some rope that was stored on the beach and I went for a swim with the life ring while the guys manned the rope. All of us made it back to shor
Just returned from Thailand and want to make sure everyone knows the dangers of mobile phones. I saw almost everyone carrying them in the pockets of their pants. Please Don't. Your mobile phone can ruin your reproductive organs. Women, this will make it so you can't have babies. Keep your phone in your purse. Men, the mobile phone will have a similar effect on you.
Carrying or using your mobile phone near your body, including your head, can also give you cancer. Get one of those head
Free Snow.
All you can take. Would you like some? Taking orders now!!!!
Under 12 hours and 60cm of snow has fallen It looks so beautiful outside, but it is so cold.
Today I got into work and found out my friend Jane who usually arrives about 2 hours before the majority of people was fired (sacked). She had already gone home when I arrived. I am very upset about this. She is such a nice lady. I am mad at how the company did this....especially since we have a few open positions in another area that she was qualified for. She was off on vacation (holiday) last week and this is what she returned to. She was a low level employee, but did her job well. It
