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Be Frank With Your Wife

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wifes going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum

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~*Cheap Husband*~

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.

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5 Bucks

5 Bucks   A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop,the wife goes in,and he waits outside. A hooker comes along and says to him,"Like to come home with me,buddy?" "For how much?" asks the man. "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers. "I will give you five bucks," he replies.   The hooker swears at him and walks away.   A little later,the man's wife comes out for the shop and they continue their walk.   As they round the corner,there stands the same h

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Teaching With An Example

Husband : Honey,I invited a friend home for dinner. Wife : What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal. Husband : I know all that. Wife : Then why did you invite the friend? Husband : Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

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3 Stages of Life

Teen Age   Have Time + Energy........But No Money     Working Age   Have Money + Energy......But No Time     Old Age   Have Money + Time........But No Energy

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Men Are Just Simple People

NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it?s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man

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Some Funny Proverbs Of All Time

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you ve never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is ea

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