Yes....Its true The King and I share the same Birthday...( Tomorrow )...But I bet he's getting much better presents....LOL For my birthday...Can you vote for my Sexy peice of Thai paradise....He HeHer ID is Patara1 Yes....I'm vote Pimping
Jay ( Admin )
I have a profile on another site that I'm sure many other people here are on....One of the functions that keep me there is the " Texas Holdem " game that you can play there....If this were on TF....I'd never leave...LOL
Is it a possibility..????
Sawasdee Krap everyone....
Well I've been off TF for a long time and only the Smart ass old timers will remember me.....LOL....But its good to be back and still see all the old gang is still here....
Do you remember how many TF Members there were the day you joined TF....?????
For me it was approx 7400
I want to start by saying a big thanks to everyone who sent me Birthday wishes....My birthday, as some know..Is on Dec 5th....Same day as your Beloved King This seems to have brought me a lot of luck...I just spent 3 glorious weeks in Thailand but I was so busy that i didn't get to see many of my regular TF buddies.... Anyways...I'm back in Afghanistan now already dreaming of my next trip during Songkran....See you guys n gals then.....CheersPS.......Ladies....I'll still gladly try to approve an
For you Mike...I work in a place where death is a daily event ( Kandahar, Afghanistan ), and since my last vacation to Thailand ( about 3 months ago ), I have seen 17 Coffins filled with the bodies of Canadian Soldiers sent back to Canada, Some of these soldiers were guys I had seen in passing, But 2 were good friends, Guys I worked with when I was still in the Army.Now, Here on TF we have lost 2 Great guys in a matter of weeks...If you read my profile, you'll see that I say on it " No Regrets E
The Gender Specific Dictionary DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No ****
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
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Its just not fair......two days ago, I changed my default pic from the World famous Hand....To the picture of my all time besttest ( not a word ) friend on the planet...." Harley " my dog... Although he is every bit as handsome as his wonderful master, Ladies, he's only 9 years old and he's shooting blanks ( Had the operation )....You you ladies who " Don't have children but want " Sorry, but your out of luck, Harley is neutered....and he only does it " Doggy Style " I have recieved more message
One day, a husband surprised his wife by grabbing her butt and saying, "if
you firm this up, we can get rid of your gurdle".
The wife thought this was childish and said nothing.
The next day he woke her up by grabbing her breasts and saying, "if you
firm these up we can get rid of your bras".
That pissed her off, so she reached down, grabbed his penis, and said, "if
you firm this up, we can get rid of your brother!"
Who was the first person you voted for in 2007...? I went according to the list of people who voted for me, and the first vot I recieved in 2007 was from .....Anteater .....So, in turn, He was the first person I voted for... Yes, I'm bored.....
Hello TF'rs.....On behalf of the TF Boys stuck here in Kandahar, Afghanistan over the Holidays who are.....Me ( cerberus1264 )....Thomas ( thomaswd )....Laurant ( Anteater )....Lawrence ( Haflinger ) and my new son Wayne ( thomaswdson ).... We would like to wish you all a verry merry Christmas and the best in the New Year.... I would personally like to thank my old TF friends for their friendship and all the great times we've shared to date.... I would also like to thank all who are on my friend
Well Boys n girls....Its that time, the fun is over... Myself, Thomas ( thomaswd ), and Laurant ( Anteater ), are off to Sunny Afghanistan, we'll be working in Kandahar so we may not get online to vote n kiss as much as we want....I hope my friends and all the sexy ladies can understand that.....LOLTake care all of you and hope to be there in early December....Have a funny freakin day......Junkman
Do you push the " Close elevator door " button...?or do you just wait for them to close...? Yes my life is so exciting , that I have to ask questions like this
Wow...
Even though I'm not in BKK, I managed to have a great day today...
After 6 years of Seperation, I'm finally a free man..
I got my Divorce certificate today.....( Big Smile )
So....I left my usual hang out last night...Gullivers Soi 5...Got a craving for a Nana Burger...( Little burger stand just outside of Nana Square... Best Burgers in Bangkok... )
I'm at the corner of Soi 3 waiting for the traffic light to change and I see about 30 ppl on the other side...
The light changed and we all crossed...I noticed one man did not cross...as I got closer, I noticed he was blind... Not one person on the same side of the road as him would help him across....Grrrrrrrr.... So
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"What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
"Gimmee a beer," replies the guy.
The bartender asks, "What kind of beer?"
The guy says, "Oh any kind, so long as it's not a Budweiser."
So the barkeep pours him a Miller and says, "What do you have against
Budweiser?"
"Oh man," groans the guy, "I drank twenty-three Budweisers last night,
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I watched a Movie last night about a woman who Sold her Soul to the Devil...She Sold it to Take over her Sisters happy family and wish her Sister to be dead....
OK TF'ers......What would you sell your Soul to the Devil for...?
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled:
You Can Be the Man of Your House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner
you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the
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Its my turn to be a " Vote ***** ".......I have to beat Thomas to 10,000 or I'll never hear the end of it.....
Help me out here......After that I'll be happy
In the sme situation, How would you ask...?
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
Michael replies," Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you Bill", the teacher says, "How would you say it?"
Bill says," I am sorry, but I really need to g
