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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?" So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I

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AUSTIN POWERS PICKUP LINES

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you

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Catholic Girls

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched it with the tip of my finger... " St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact w

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Couple jokes to cheer up your sunday :)

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya?know sumptin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we?s ready to go. From now on, when I says ?Bell one? I want you to strip naked. When I says ?Bell two?, you jump on de bed. When I says ?Bell tree?, we?s gonna mek love all thru de night." The next night he came home and shouted, ?Bell

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Couple jokes...

A guy and a girl met at a restaurant. They?re getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl?s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!" The guy all surprised says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?" The girl replies: "Easy, you keep washing your hands". One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl

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female vs. male friendship

Female friendship: Woman was away from home whole night and next day she tell her husband that she sleeps with one friend. Husband call to 10 wifes friend, and non of them confirm that. Male friendship: Man was away from home whole night and tell his wife that he sleeps with one friend. Wife call to husbands 10 friend and 8 of them confirm that her husband spent night there, and 2 of them claims that husband is still there...!

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Something what ladies should know about mans :D

Realationship rules are usually heard from womans mouth. Here is some rules to ladies...! -B-day's are not tests, where you test can we buy that perfect present again. -Sometimes we dont think you, learn to live with it...! -Crying is blackmailing -Shopping is not sport. -Yes and no is acceptable answer to almost any question. -Tell your problems to us if you really want decision to them. Sympathy you can ask from your female friends. -Headsche which lasts 17 months is not normal! You sho

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Couple jokes :D

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it

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