Well, it's been a while.
Angela hasn't sent me any messages for some time now... Or perhaps she has, but I didn't see them for all the BOOST Sex, Swingers Now!, **** Book and Full Cheating Wives messages in my junk mail box...
Incidentally, I almost opened that last one out of sheer curiosity. I can understand wanting to meet cheating wives, but why the emphasis on 'Full'? Is that a site for guys who are too stingy to pay for lunch before they **** someone else's wife?
Anyway, it's been so
See? You all laughed at me when I was writing to my dear Angela, stuck in that terrible refugee camp in Dakar.
But now she has $300,000 dollars for me, and all I have to do is contact some guy in Africa who will send me the cheque without delay!
Hello my dear,
I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from Canada. Presently I am in Canada for investment projects with my new partner.
Meanwhile, I didn't forget
I need a bit of help...
Does anyone know anyone who needs a job waitressing?
Some experience and some English needed.
Pleasant personality is important.
Salary, tips, service charge and food allowance = 14-15,000pm
I'm in a bit of a bind, so please ask friends and relatives who may be interested.
I need to find someone to fill the position of Head Chef at a new restaurant opening in Sukhumvit Soi 11.
Salary 12-15k depending on experience.
Plus food allowance, tips and service charge - total package about 20,000 per month.
Experience essential.
Male or female.
I need someone I can trust to run the kitchen, prep, stock control and order.
I also need waiting staff, good personalities, speak some English.
Total package about 12,000 per month.
Please PM me if you are interested or y
I just got a message from a guy I know. I can think of a couple of TF girls who could handle this... PM me if you are interested...
Hi Dave,
I am starting a new venture in BKK called French Tuesdays. Our first event in Thailand will be held on 20th of Sept.
I am looking for a full time event manager/organizer (must be an English speaking girl) to help me to put up our monthly event. Salary would start from 40K going up to 60K after a couple of events. I would need her from beg. of A
So... continued from my 'too-big' journal... This bit was the most daring date I asked her to come on... Needless to say, she agreed without hesitation....
Hmmm now to try and embed a video... Sorry it's a bit long, but here goes... Jump to 3.43 for the fun bit...
I did this at Thai Sky Adventures in Laem Chabang, north of Pattaya. It was very professional and (fairly) safe. The cost was 9500 baht for the jump and another 4500 for a guy to video and photograph the jump. I g
It's my first journal/blog since the revamp.
I had a bit of trouble finding the controls - but let's see how it turns out...
So... I finished with Miss Thailand (beautiful but inherently evil), and the same night I met Miss Replacement (naturally pretty but clearly mad).
Miss Replacement is going to study in Australia next month for a couple of years, so there is an automatic 'sell-by' date on the relationship. Because of this we decided we would try to cram in as many memories as
Hope that some TFer's can come down a week on Thursday... for our second Salsa Night
On 20th January, La Sabrosa Sabrosura will be returning.
They performed at Charley Brown's in December and were fantastic. Here are some of the pics from that night...
Hope we are this busy again...!
TFers
And dancing....
Don't know if this girl will be here... but we can hope.
All the best
Bob... Dave... whatever!
He looks very familiar...
I can't think who he looks like...
But from THIS angle, there's something a bit creepy about him. And he DOES have a very familiar shaped head...
In the cafeteria, they have a selection of cold cuts...
I feel like this some days...
Yesterday I went to an Exhibition called 'The Body Show'.
It's at The Capitol Club on Sukhumvit Soi 24 (next to Au Bon Pain).
It's part science and part art. The following pictures are of dead people, whose bodies were preserved using plastic.
These are not models... If you think you will be upset, don't continue looking...
However.. they look like cool zombies and you can see a penis or two... so I expect everyone will continue to look.
This way please...
These are the muscles pul
Last Thursday we had probably the best night I've ever had in Charley Brown's... I booked a Mexican band called La Sabrosa Sabrosura.
They were excellent - really nice people and great musicians.
It was such a successful event, I want to book them again quickly...
Anyway, here are the pictures...
I'm with the band...
There were people dancing - TFers too, but I don't have photos... (Kus etc - tag Charley Brown's in Facebook and I can a
For the first time ever, I'm having a live band at Charley Brown's!!!
The band is a Mexican salsa band called La Sabrosa Sabrosura. They play modern stuff and have a couple of cute singers - one male and one female.
I saw these guys a few weeks ago - they were so good I rushed to book them for the restaurant...
Check them out here.
Anyway - feel free to come down. I think we will be busy that night.
If it's a good night, I will set it up as a regular event.
If anyone doesn't know, we played paintball last Sunday at this location...
http://www.combatzone62.net/
It was an absolute blast... We only spent about 5 or 600 baht for 3 hours of crazy fun.
We are playing again tomorrow at 12 noon. All are welcome... girls can join too.
He's still writing and still getting published....
Click here for his latest article
http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/11/10/the-open-road/
I like the ones where he mentions me...
Wow - two consecutive journals.
I don't think I've ever done that before. (Oh wait... TF moved my other journal... too bad it was pretty funny. Look for 'English Bob and the Salary Men'.)
OK This is just a reminder that the Paintballing Sunday event takes place this weekend... on Sunday... that's why it's called... OK never mind.
We have a number of TFers coming and a few guest attendees - friends of friends etc.
Feel free to invite friends as well - the more the better, I think.
A funny thing happened to me over lunch time...
I was sitting outside a bar/restaurant in Emporium. The name of the place is 'Its happened to be a closet'... (I'm guessing a Thai owner created that name!)
Here's a picture of the place, so you can imagine the scene better... picture a bald white guy sitting at one of those tables looking slightly hungover and a bit cheesed off at the lousy service...
Anyway, a group of 5 Japanese Salarymen walked past, all dressed in suits. They were looki
As you know, my Dad lives in Thailand...
Well he just started writing for Pattaya Daily News...
Here is his first article... Perfect if you know about Shakespeare!
http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/10/30/imitation-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattery/
I decided to make a costume again.
So today I bought...
1 black undershirt
1 pair black trousers
16 metres of electrical cable
2.5 metres of 3/4 inch plastic pipe
1 can black spray paint
1 can butterscotch spray paint
2 pairs fishnet stockings
1 tube burnt umber acrylic paint
1 tube green acrylic paint
1 plastic mannequin
1 pair wire cutters
1 large tub latex glue
1 small paint brush
I'll go and buy the rest of the stuff tomorrow...
OK - Sunday 7th November looks OK...
The place is on Sukhumvit Soi 62... I read a few reviews and they are all pretty positive.
http://www.combatzone62.net/
Sign up below... Let's meet at Larry's and head over together to save on transport costs... Motorbikes, taxis, whatever.
http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=Events#2012
Big Chilli magazine this month seems dedicated to me!
On page 8, there is a letter what I wrote.
On page 96, there is a picture of me with a head like an egg.
On page 97, there is a photo and caption for Charley Brown's.
On page 98, there is a mention of the restaurant and some of our specials.
And funniest of all, on page 97 there is a photo of the inside of Tapas Cafe... But they used a photo of Charley Brown's again!
I've been thinking about doing some exciting / different things...
- Go Karting
- Paintballing
- Wakeboarding
- Tandem Skydiving
- Diving with sharks
- Balloon Trip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhrRqcGQ-Mo
These won't be cheap - but if people are interested, maybe we could get a group rate.
Also, I'm open to suggestions for other activities.
Here is a selection on the pictures from yesterday.
It was a long day and very interesting - lots of people came (almost 30, I think). Planning was good and thanks to LovelyAom for giving her time up.
Here's a link to my Facebook album for any pics I didn't post. (I still haven't got my hyperlink button - I know Rob or Bill will correct it for me - or they could just tell me how to fix my hyperlink.)
http://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=286043&id=559561084&fb
What a great night and great turn out by TF members for two of our most popular girls - Big Kus and BCool.
Thanks to Nicky for arranging everything and bringing the pinatas etc. (Contact Manee for your next party!)
Please enjoy the photos...
First the Birthday Girls
Then the guests...
Then the security showed up...
Which was just in time because then the trouble arrived!!!
Almost immediately things went a bit crazy!
We tried to calm things d
