http://www.ongein.nl/video-niet-voor-de-poes-12830.aspx
a sequel to the video someone posted the other day of 1 rat vs 4 cats. i'd like to see a rematch, except THIS cat against the rat...
good news for Citeh fans (for Americans, Citeh is how Mancunians pronounce Siddy). The Toxic avenger is toast.furthermore, the dudes who bought the joint do appear to be a front for the Abu Dhabi royal family. That implies a couple of things: vast amounts of oil money, and that they'll be more interested in the club winning prizes than making money. In other words, Abu Dhabi is the new Russian Federation, and the new Romey has more than one face (not commenting on their honesty, merely observing
anyone had any experience with BenQ laptops? i've seen some small, yet powerful ones at Pantip and Fortune lately, and i was wondering if anyone actually has one, and if they like it. thanks in advance, in case anyone knows (i'll be gone this weak end and may not check back until monday, not sure).
"I believe in free speech I had to block one person because of non-stop idiotic and obsessive rantings."---from the journal called "responses," to be found below in the journal list. let's clarify a couple of things here: 1) i am that person he blocked. 2) the "non-stop idiotic and obsessive rantings" aren't random or un-motivated (and i'm of the opinion they're not idiotic either). generally, these "rantings" are about pointing out that this person is the sort of guy who acts like mr harmless
gentle readers... anyone who might happen across this journal... what do you think of the kind of "men" who threaten women with violence? specifically the kind of guy who, once he finds out he has no chance with a woman because he's fat ugly and stupid and she...well... isn't, tries to threaten them or bully them into paying attention to his sorry pathetic ass? i'm sorry that was a leading question wasn't it. let me tell you what to think then. they are the lowest possible form of bottom-feeding
news flash: mclaren's england squad have their best days when they're not on the pitch. congrats to england for some excellent television viewing. engerland, oh engerland. your most valuable player is your cable tv service provider. wednesday is interesting again. and scotland... oh.... um. scotland. you have been hard done without benefit of lubricant. for some reason i am having flashbacks to a certain speech in a movie. no, not 'braveheart'... 'trainspotting.'
well then. what just happened and who should take credit? firstly, let me declare that i had sweet **** all to do with thaksin buying manchester city. he deserves a pat on the head, honorable mention, a reacharound or ... something. HOWEVER.... i really have to give myself credit here. i pulled out all the stops for the manchester derby. seeing as i'm the fan every team dreams of, the fan whose actions and superstitions actually influence the outcome of the match. i have the track record to bac
well i'm not really dying, but if i don't find a new place to live ASAP, i will surely leap from my balcony. it's only on the second floor, so i might not even get injured badly let alone die, but i assure you i WILL jump. what i need, is help. that part of the title is literally true. i need someone (thai) to call apartments for me and ask a few questions. the most important question is "do you allow cats"? other than that, what i'm looking for is simple: a small inexpensive room (4,000 or less
is it bigoted for farrangs to come to thailand and assume that any thais who don't see the wisdom of their western ways are primitive? FYI according to dictionary .com:big·ot·ed /ˈbɪgətɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[big-uh-tid] --adjective---utterly intolerant of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own. ******** advertisement ************ today's storm in a teacup brought to you by ThailandFriends, the website that isn't afraid of its inner Jerry Springer
i rarely go to tf events. i went last night. upon finding out that this tiny, mild mannered kitten was in fact the honorable and purest zeusbheld, a young lady asked the question that surely has been on the minds of at least a few people. "why are you such an a**hole online?"indeed. why AM i such an a**hole onine? easy. it's a public service. if everyone in an internet forum sits around by the campfire singing 'kumbaya', the forum will be incredibly dull. no one will click on a link to see what
Any recommendations on a pub for watching football? i'm going to watch the asian cup final tonight. just haven't decided where. anyone who can suggest good football-viewing pubs jump on in and let me know before kickoff at 7.35. big screen TV, with sound (preferably in english) and ready availability of beer are essential. if anyone's interested in meeting up for a few beers and cheer on the iraqis vs the saudis, holler--especially if you know the perfect sports-oriented pub. actually you don't
here it is. the moment you've been waiting for. always thought you had star quality? you do. trust me on this, baby. here's your chance to be in a music video (tha/malaysian hip hop / rock collaboration to be specific) we're looking for 'extras'---people to fill up the background behind the musicians etc. there are three main scenes, all requiring different extras: 1) business district: thais and farrangs in business wear. PM me and i'll explain the scene to ya. 2) noodle shop/street cart: pro
firstly, apologies that i didnt get back to any of you who commented on my journal. i was testing out the new, beefed-up yellow cards and let me assure you they are quite effective. the *only* thing you can do (besides watch like some perv voyeur) is respond to PMs.secondly, for those who are hanging on the edge of their seats (all zero of you)---yes it was a nigerian scammer. no they didnt get any money, goods, etc. from me. it a) was indeed a scammer, and their scam, quite frankly, sucked. th
i recently updated my ebay info to reflect the fact that i no longer live in new york and changed my email address. if my bank statements are to be believed, i live with my mum in new jersey. ebay, however, found this incredibly alarming for some undisclosed reason, and shut my account down. the 'help' person i contacted turned out to be the queen ***** of the universe. the mere fact that i didnt remember my phone number from 1996 or so (when i first signed up, there have been about 6 numbers si
if the jerry-springer-esque pissing contests that often spiral out of control in the forums do not interest you, then skip this. however, if you notice such things, and are the sort of person who watches jerry springer, i do owe someone an apology. i'm not apologizing for being a condescending prick in general and i don't care if anyone a) likes me or reads this. it's not a general apology, only for the one person who won't read it, i post it only out of a compulsion to make the facts of the ma
that's all the petty, pissy journals for now. i'm gonna pack up my toys and go sulk. i'll leave the attention whoring to the pros... if you want to see a *real* pissing contest go to: http://www.mangosauce.com/internet/galt_silences_stickman.php
this soap opera, the stickman/notstickman hissy fit, is better than jerry springer. it's entertaining even if your'e not a sex tourist or hooker-chaser. the real action's in the comments, i especially like when various keyboard warrior sycophants of
i made a comment in Rob's journal. he found it offensive, deleted it, and posted this reply:"Sorry, Snipert. That last one was a little too personal. It's my journal, so I'll have the last word--unless you wanna turn loose one of those portal pitbulls you have in your pocket."fine. fair enough. wasn't my intention to be a little too personal. My comment was based on things Rob had said in forums, not on any knowledge of his personal life, appearance, etc. so it didnt occur to me it was out of bo
yes it's true. i have found new love.
(not on TF, at central chit lom.)
iY my new air conditioners.everyone in this town pisses and moans about the pollution, it's sort of a hobby, i recognize that. everyone also seems to be sniffing nose-clearing drugs or knocking back a lil' mucus from time to time. consider the possibiity, however, that it ain't the exaust fumes or other pollution OUTSIDE making you sick--but rather, the pollution INSIDE.take a look inside your aircon (you probably have
hello, and welcome to my first journal entry in a while that isn't about how-you-can-help-me-have-a-better-life-in-bangkok.
watching the world cup right now, argenina vs oranje.
damn this is what got me into the game in the first place. i'm an american. americans generally hate soccer (football). i was in a laundromat in williamsburg, crooklyn (at a time when southside williamsburg was considered a 'go there in a tank' neighborhood) in '94 watching the first world cup i ever saw on tv. US TV
suspicious piles of sawdust have appeared on some of my khee nok furniture.
i suspect termites.
does anyone know of a good exterminator in bangkok, preferably one who uses VIKANE to fumigate?
also, does anyone know if a single apartment can be fumigated, or do they only do entire structures?
grrrrr.... the little sister-fuckers eat books too, i'm told...
the BNO committee, having met, has made a monumental decision regarding collective nouns.
a collective noun is when you use the word for one thingy to represent a group of similar thingys (sorry grammarians i'm dronk to the bejesus). for example a group of crows is called 'a murder of crows."
therefore, it was decided unanimously, officially and for all time, that a group fo sleazeballs shall be called
"a farrang of sleazeballs."
and y'all thought we just drank beer and looked at ****.
like the mythical millions of monkeys typing forever who eventually produce the complete works of shakespeare, here's a little evidence that if one types enough, one might actually say something useful to at least one or two people sooner or later. this journal might be useful to non-thais living in thailand on tourist visas and living ah... off their investments, and definitely not working.
i recently did a visa run to penang. it is the place to go for visa runs.
penang, on the other hand,
anyone know a good dentist in bangkok?
poor me. got my first-ever cavity, i think. i dont know for sure since it would in fact be my first cavity ever. it is annoying enough to make me see a dentist though.
i'd prefer one who speaks pretty good english if possible.
*** PS: shitting machine update ***
bart (the drunken one in the picture) hasnt gotten any smarter but undisclosed sources suggest that this is all an act and he is really a criminal genius on the downlow.
maggie is now fat
it doesnt keep me awake at night, but something's been bugging me.
you know those little tiny ants that are all over thailand? the really really tiny ones, that descend on the tiniest food scraps within seconds of its hitting the ground?
the little fuckwipes are ass-over-ears in love with...
with....
THE WATER BOILER.
you know the kind. plug-in, pitcher shaped, for boiling a little water for a cup of tea or some instant noodles. leave any water in it, and the little bastards crawl all
i love you all dearly and mean it, both individually and as a group.
but... call it a personal quirk of mine (i know i know there are so many, how do i pick just one)... i prefer to keep my 'internet life' and my 'real life' separate.
internet life = posting on forums, commenting in journals, writing stuff on tf in general. in my opinion, however shrill this gets, it is really about entertainment. i dont put much effort into it, and dont expect much from it. i am often pleasantly surprised b
