This is an old favourite of mine:
A naked man is sitting on a beach reading a paper when he notices a little girl walking up to him. He quickly covers himself with the paper and as the little girl comes up to him she says - "Mr. what is under the paper?" the man replies, it is my pet parrot. The little girls says ok and leaves. The man soon falls asleep. When he wakes up he is in a hospital and has a HUGE pain in his crotch, he looks down and there is nothing there, he asks a nearby doctor wh
Its been awhile since I visited TF. None of my old acquaintences seem to have any active presence except for bobbyboy who I see is still going strong Drop a line bobby - it'll be nice to catch up on all that I have missed so far on TF.
T847
Well, I leave Hawaii for Tokyo tomorrow. Enjoyed my stay here at Hawaii but the last few days have rather heavy and I feel pretty knocked out. Guess I'll catch up on some rest in the plane. From Tokyo I fly to Bangkok on Saturday and will be there for 2/3 days. Will probably being staying at Grand President Service Apartments (Sukhumvit). Anyway TF members interested in meeting up in Bangkok can let me know. We can all probably go for a dinner together - my treat off course
The last few days have been terrible - too much partying. Since I will be leaving Hawaii this week my friends here have been taking me clubbing nite after niite man. Beautiful women and too much to drink don't mix - you got to stick to one. The other nite it was to a Korean karoake bar - unfortunately I couldn't sing any Korean song but the women were a stunner. I stop by Japan, India and Thailand before heading home sweet home.
A father and son were walking down the road. They came upon a large stone in their path and the father turned to his son and said, in a challenging voice, ?I bet you can move that large stone if you utilize everything that you have, everything that you possess."
The son looked proudly at his father, and accepted the challenge. He got a grip on the stone and began to lift. The stone budged up and started to move, but was so heavy, it dropped. The son, not wanting to disappoint his father, took a
The Webster?s dictionary that I have defines "romance" as a ?tale of chivalry?. Is it simply that?
It is said that the word romance comes from stories of ancient Rome where love is an exciting and glamorous affair. I knew it when I saw it but mostly saw it in literature, movies and television dramas, in some seasonal greeting cards and Valentines Day thru all the hearts and chocolate kisses then.
I don?t think we can simply put a definition on romance to feel its quintessence. It is what we
Okay ? today let me write about the lighter side of ?laughter?.
1. Did you know that people practice laughter therapy all over India. There are laughter clubs at many places in India and abroad.
2. When you laugh you fortify your subconscious mind with a positive input thereby reliving stress build-up in your body. It is one of the finest anti-stress measures.
3. 15 minutes of laughter in the morning, you will feel fresh throughout the day and your approach towards life changes positively.
Couldn't make any entries yesterday, which was a long and tiring day. Went out for lunch today with a couple of friends. During lunch my friend Julia had this story to tell us.
"She had gone out with three of her friends to a Ladies Night Club. One of her friends wanted to impress them all so she pulled out a $10 bill and when the male dancer came over to their side, she licked the $10 bill and stuck it to the guys butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, her second friend pulled out a $20 bill - cal
Went to watch a game of Amercian Football at Ahola Stadium with my friends. The game was between the University of Hawaii and Army (West Point). My first time watching an American Football game not that I understood it. There was all the American fanfare with skydivers landing in the stadium, loud music, colourful displays etc. Army lost.
We had dinner outside - couple of army chaps in the same place as well. We told them that the army lost and one of the chaps said, "is that so". This reminded
?I was walking down this deserted beach at sunset and I saw a man in the distance. As I grew nearer, I noticed that the man kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out into the water. Time and again he kept hurling things out into the ocean.
As I approached closer, I noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had washed up on the beach, and, one at a time, he was throwing them back into the water.
I was puzzled so I approached the man and said, "Good evening Sir - I wa
Oh what a day it was:
Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not just rattlesnakes.
Peter and Cindy, the couple whose apartment I had rented in Waikiki have a lot of potted plants, and since its been very windy the past few days, Cindy was bringing some of them indoors to protect them. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and Cindy saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very lo
Nothing much happened today. Woke up early went for jog and worked out in the gym followed by a sauna. It had been quite sometime since I had done that and it felt good ? the fresh air and exercise. Need a regular schedule otherwise I could soon fall out of the slim-toned category. The rains have come and it?s been an overcast and windy day today. Its really windy at the PH level - can hear it whistling outside. Cooked dinner for myself for a change - spicy spare ribs. with some wine.
The King
1. If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. (Buddha)
2. Went to the driving range to practice my fledging golf and followed this with a quick swim. Amercan lunch.
3. I think I've caught the bobbyjesseling virus on TF.
4. Rented and watched the movie "The Ring". A good horror movie - liked the ending.
5. Posted 4 series of photographs titled "Babysitting" in my photo gallery for TF members to view. There is no central/common place to post these on
1. Morning was business matters followed by business lunch
2. ZZZZZ in the afternoon for about an hour
3. thailandfriends.com had some problem regarding community rules having been broken by two popular members. Hope its sorted out as I am kinda starting to enjoy this community site. There are friendly people in the world affter all.
4. I thought the idea on being a member of this site is to make friends but that essence doesn't seem to exist. Its more like a lucky dip - "write and may be you
Went to the beach with a couple of friends - it was a nice and sunny day. Beach was crowded - so many Japanese tourists. Swam for about an hour and had lunch before heading back to the apartment - it was getting to be too hot. I wonder how people can just sun bathe - I would feel cooked.
Caught up on some work/correspondences - seems work is piling up back home but then I have good staffs to take care of all that - its good to be the boss.
Just surfing the net now.
Went night golfing - played only 9 holes. Dinner was in a Japanese sushi restaurant - not particularly fond of raw fish but my friends wanted to have japanese tonite. After dinner as we were just walking along the street I saw a homeless person on the pavement -my first time seeing one in Honolulu - can't imagine that even America the super power have people living in poverty. And here they are spending billions of $$$ fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. Gave the homeless some $$$ that should get
Replied to Amber e-mail - she seems a nice girl. Went to "Scrupples" night club with some friends - there was a biniki contest around midnight (winner got $ 450/-) - came back to the apartment late. Planning on going scuba diving over the weekend. Tried surfing last weekend but it was tough trying to stay on the surf board - fun though.
Observations on being a new member:
Amber responded with a reply to my e-mail which was nice given that not everybody seems to have that courtesy. Some people send mails but they don't have any profile - no pictures and hardly any perosnal info. There also seem to be people trying to make some quick scam money thru this website - "I am the son or daughter of so so and in (usually a country in Africa) and have ............" Come on guys, people on this web community want to make new friends - n
