I was here a long time ago.... many people knew me... some knew me too well, and I disappeared for a while.
For some reason, I clicked on a link, found myself at a TF page, and after a LOOOOONNNNGGGGG time of not loggin in, I did. I fully expected an inbox overflowing with hate-mail, but alas, people must've not hated me as much as I thought?
In my absence from TF, I unknowningly visited Koh Samet, and unwittingly visited the bar/restaurant of one of my old TF enemies... but I'm still alive s
What is the deal with guys who think that they have the right to interefere in other people's private business?Damsels in distress??? come on - you gotta be kidding! If you've spent any amount of time in Thailand around some of the people you are rushing to the defense of, you should already know that these ladies are more than capable of taking care of themselves without your assistanceI have had a few "knights in shining armour" visit me and give me **** for [by their warped perception] treat
Bangkok is a small place... it really is!I happened to be out on sunday night having a quiet drink with a work colleague in a well known drinking establishment, and in walks a face that I hadn't seen for around 18 months.It was already nearly 1am, and he was reminding me of his favourite catchprase ["you wanker"] and then asking all the questions about "which after-hours bars are still open", so of course we ended up going to one of them. Penny Black to be precise.The last time that I recalled
Well, I haven't written anything here for a while that hasn't been removed by moderators or gotten me banned so lets see how long this one lasts....
First, I have to say that I have the honour of being the first person to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to JEAB
All of her 'pretend-best-friends' had obviously completely forgotten, so you can feel free to make your pathetic apologetic posts somewhere below this.....
Secondly, the quote of the month comes from a TF member who I won't name.... but she wins
This is just a song that I can't get out of my head today.....
Tenacious D : Karate
With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.
* * * * * betrayed me
And then lied and tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.
I'm gonna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah muthafucka,
I'm gonn
Rumours by Fleetwood Mac was a great album - released in the late 1970's it won many awards and has been regarded ever since as a bit of a classic. Songs such as track 1 [second Hand News] and track 5 [Go Your Own Way] proving to be stand-out songs with strong messages.
Well, I'm not here to talk about Fleetwood Mac all day, but track 1 is a good definition of what a Rumour is.... ie - secondhand news.
TF is a place where news is mostly secondhand, and as such the accuracy of news items can o
A cowboy dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.
After a short while he asked her what she was.
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, bu
Well, being a **** ain't so bad.
See, there are three kinds of people:
Dicks, ******* and assholes.
******* think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna **** all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes....
And all the assholes want is to **** all over everything.
So ******* may get mad at dicks once in a while because ******* get f**ked by dicks.
But dicks also **** assholes.
And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get?
You'd get your
Led Zeppelin:
Rock and Roll
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled,
It's been a long time since I did the Stroll.
Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back,
Let me get it back, baby, where I come from.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. Yes it has.
It's been a long time since the book of love,
I can't count the tears of a life with no love.
Carry me back, carry me back,
Carry me back, baby, where I c
The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
Stay Sick
I been a drag racer on lsd
And I rode bare assed on top o' the spinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet, but...
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
This stuff´ll kill ya
It´s loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns
Well, I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies
Intoxicated ´till I can´t tell what the hell I can see
Had all the violence and liqu
I was recently talking to a friend who works as a recruiter for some of the airline companies, and he has to try to help potential Thai candidates for jobs by selecting and preparing them for interviews.
Here are some of the funniest things that he told me from the pre-selection interviews.....
''Sometimes international airlines look specifically to recruit Thai people, but sometimes Thai people got rejected because they are brutally honest about the negative features or charactoristics of
Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
Free Falling
She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves Jesus and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves horses and her boyfriend too
It's a long day living in Reseda
There's a freeway runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart
And I'm free, free fallin'
Yeah I'm free, free fallin'
All the vampires walkin' through the valley
Move west down Ventura Boulevard
And all the bad
Kiss
Rock & Roll All Night
You show us everything you've got
You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You say you wanna go for a spin
The party's just begun, we'll let you in
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'
I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
Limp Bizkit
Break Stuff
Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is f****d
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherf***r
It's just one of those days!!
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' **** slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullsh
Whitesnake - Here I go again
(Coverdale/Marsden)
I don?t know where I?m going
But, I sure know where I?ve been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An? I?ve made up my mind,
I ain?t wasting no more time
But, here I go again
Here I go again
Tho? I keep searching for an answer,
I never seem to find what I?m looking for
Oh lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on,
?cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
An? here I go again on my own
Goin? d
After my last ear-ache problem that I told you all about last week, I went to see the doctor at hospital on thursday. They prescribed that wonder-drug that is capable of curing all ailments - antibiotics!
I also had some ear-drops to put into my ear - but I'm convinced that it was just plain water, and something just to pacify my request for ear-drops.
Last time, I said that I'd try the metallica-therapy method.... so I did. It didn't work, but at least it rocked!!!! Tried Van Halen too, an
I'm not talking about the kind of 'ear-ache' that women give to guys..... instead, I'm talking about the real thing!
After being sick for a while I finally shook off all signs of sickness, only to develop a big pain in my right ear after getting water stuck behind some built up wax.
Gave my ear a bit of a poke, probably made things much worse and right now I can't hear in my right ear.
Going to go to the hospital in a while and see what thailands finest medical experts[?] have to say about it
I'm sure you've all seen them....
Well, I like booze as much as the next person... [in most cases more than the next person] but this Barcadi Breezer Generation seem to have not heard what it takes to be a true alcoholic.
There are many steps in the stages of drinking, but these alco-pops all appear to follow the simple steps of one - two - three - floor
Real alcohol deserves to be tasted... to be savoured.
I'm not a great drinker of wine, but I know what I like.... and I like to enjoy the
For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!
Almost too ridiculous to believe... Innuendo all the way....
[The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...]
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
[We see a view of the door and hear Bungl
Here was the Thai Security Guard at a well-known residential home that is where a large number of farangs stay....
I'm sure that they are all sleeping safely in the knowledge that they are being protected by experts?
lol
I recently built a really kick-ass computer system - it's main purpose is to be my home development station for some of my web projects now that I have outgrown my laptop.
There is a side-benefit of such technology - its more than capable of handling the latest games that are on the market at the moment, and considering that I don't have my ps2 with me in thailand, I figured that I would get some top quality games.
Last night I went to the local IT mall, and picked up a 'copy' of Unreal Tourna
