OK I know we're not allowed to advertise on TF, but I'm a mod so of course I'm going to break the rules I've sworn to uphold.

Anyway, I've got a case of 30 dozen of these things that I'm selling at half price.

Please visit Cheaper than Starbucks!

Orders may be emailed to me.

i'll take 5 for those days i'm late for work

...and for those who just love the feeling but don't want to be kept awake at night, there's also a Decaf version.

lol you hit on something there , hhehe

ewwwwww

Do you have any in like a D- Battery size? I love shoving things in my ass AND i love caffeine.

THIS IS THE BEST PRODUCT EVER

Ps.. protip.. soak a tampon in vodka, then put it in your ass. you'll be drunker than **** off of less than two shots!

hehe .. I'd like to have a dozen of sample products first.. : )

Nice try, next time i bet you will get a card