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What you will learn from watching porn


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Subject : What you will learn from watching porn.

( Official disclaimer - NOT 4 kids, do not read unless over the age of 10 )

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman for 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy farks.

11. People in the 70s couldn't fark unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those **** are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other ( and the girl isn't disgusted ! )

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by

giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's *****.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before farking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Arseholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

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Subject : What you will learn from watching porn.

( Official disclaimer - NOT 4 kids, do not read unless over the age of 10 )

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman for 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy farks.

11. People in the 70s couldn't fark unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those **** are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other ( and the girl isn't disgusted ! )

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by

giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's *****.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before farking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Arseholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

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oh? no no ... i dont have that much experience na...i just watched some of kobe tai, tera patrik and espeically lilly thai that davide keep sending me her porn...he loves lilly thai...hahah...maybe he has watched all of porn on internet...he's spending time in uni watching porn...that's why he can't finish his project...eiei

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hotchilli : don't be serious si

well, you guys...don't get me wrong...it's just a joke from internet...i just copied and pasted it here...it's funny if you're not serious...i think i used to see some member posted something naughty than this journal na

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