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A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of

the

night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a

couple of beers. one questions the other two:

>

> "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times

are

we expected to um..you know...do it?". Eventually, they all decide to

retire

to their respective wives and see how

> the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over

breakfast to discuss what went on.

>

> Suddenly, one of the grooms pipes up "Hold on lads, we can't discuss

our

first night of marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new

wives

sat with us".

> " No, you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we

order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount of times we did it"

offers

another groom. They all decide it's an excellent

> idea and depart.

>

> The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a

bit

dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely

stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to the

first

groom to take his order - " Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast

with

THREE pieces of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and

raise a

glass of orange juice in a toast to his fantastic prowess.

>

> The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too

shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces of

toast".

>

> The waitress gets to the last groom" I shall also have the full

English

breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN, yes

SEVEN pieces of toast" he calls for everyone's

> benefit, while giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who

stare at him in disbelief at the thought of how raw his old chap must

be.

>

> "Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress.

> " Why that's an awful lot?". " Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of

toast it is."

>

> She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the

groom calls after her again.

>

> " And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"

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A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of

the

night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a

couple of beers. one questions the other two:

>

> "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times

are

we expected to um..you know...do it?". Eventually, they all decide to

retire

to their respective wives and see how

> the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over

breakfast to discuss what went on.

>

> Suddenly, one of the grooms pipes up "Hold on lads, we can't discuss

our

first night of marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new

wives

sat with us".

> " No, you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we

order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount of times we did it"

offers

another groom. They all decide it's an excellent

> idea and depart.

>

> The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a

bit

dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely

stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to the

first

groom to take his order - " Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast

with

THREE pieces of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and

raise a

glass of orange juice in a toast to his fantastic prowess.

>

> The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too

shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces of

toast".

>

> The waitress gets to the last groom" I shall also have the full

English

breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN, yes

SEVEN pieces of toast" he calls for everyone's

> benefit, while giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who

stare at him in disbelief at the thought of how raw his old chap must

be.

>

> "Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress.

> " Why that's an awful lot?". " Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of

toast it is."

>

> She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the

groom calls after her again.

>

> " And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"

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