good joke
A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of
the
night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a
couple of beers. one questions the other two:
>
> "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times
are
we expected to um..you know...do it?". Eventually, they all decide to
retire
to their respective wives and see how
> the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over
breakfast to discuss what went on.
>
> Suddenly, one of the grooms pipes up "Hold on lads, we can't discuss
our
first night of marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new
wives
sat with us".
> " No, you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we
order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount of times we did it"
offers
another groom. They all decide it's an excellent
> idea and depart.
>
> The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a
bit
dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely
stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to the
first
groom to take his order - " Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast
with
THREE pieces of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and
raise a
glass of orange juice in a toast to his fantastic prowess.
>
> The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too
shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces of
toast".
>
> The waitress gets to the last groom" I shall also have the full
English
breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN, yes
SEVEN pieces of toast" he calls for everyone's
> benefit, while giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who
stare at him in disbelief at the thought of how raw his old chap must
be.
>
> "Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress.
> " Why that's an awful lot?". " Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of
toast it is."
>
> She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the
groom calls after her again.
>
> " And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"
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