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mr_satori

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>My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

>decided to get married.

>There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful

>younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

>tight

>miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when

>she

>was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private

>parts.

>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the

>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to

>me that

>she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told

>me

>that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and

>committed my life to her sister.

>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild

>fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I

>watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her

>panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to

>the

>front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

>With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very

>happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for better

>man

>for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

>And the moral of this story is:

>"Always keep your condoms in your car!"

>

>

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>My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

>decided to get married.

>There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful

>younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

>tight

>miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when

>she

>was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private

>parts.

>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the

>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to

>me that

>she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told

>me

>that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and

>committed my life to her sister.

>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild

>fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I

>watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her

>panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to

>the

>front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

>With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very

>happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for better

>man

>for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

>And the moral of this story is:

>"Always keep your condoms in your car!"

>

>

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