old one but funny
>My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
>decided to get married.
>There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful
>younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
>tight
>miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when
>she
>was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private
>parts.
>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
>me that
>she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
>me
>that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
>committed my life to her sister.
>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
>fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
>watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her
>panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
>the
>front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
>With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
>happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for better
>man
>for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>And the moral of this story is:
>"Always keep your condoms in your car!"
>
>
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