A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a

> woman

> may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is

> a

> description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY

> ONCE!

> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

> shopper

> ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... you may choose any

> man

> from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you

> cannot

> go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the

> Husband

> Store to find a husband.

> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

> The second floor sign reads:

> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

> The third floor sign reads:

> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

> extremely

> good looking.

> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

> good

> looking and help with the housework.

> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-

> dead

> gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the

> sign

> reads:

> Floor 6 - You are visitor 499,985,454,564,363,012th to this floor.

> There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof thayt

> women

> are impossible to please.

> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you

> exit the

> building, and have a nice day

i bet all branches of this store will get the same results. No matter what country they openup in

LMAO... I like this one!

I'm at floor six, waiting for the deperate women :-D

then they should be upgrading the quality of those left overs on the bottom floors... since they obviously know what the market demand is.

THATS JUST IT, EVERYONE OF US FALLS IN THE BOTTOM 5,,, LOL,,WE JUST CANT WIN CAN WE,,,,,, ,-D

I will go out to the yard and catch one of those 499,985,454,564,363,012 girls jumping off the roof.