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Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to

  lights and darks.

>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the

   way, *cover* up any exposed areas.

>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more

 sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,

  wide loofah and pumice stone.

>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

  vitamins.

>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until

  red.

>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

>Rinse conditioner off hair.

>Shave armpits and legs.

>Turn off shower.

>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

>Spray mold spots with Tilex.

>Get out of shower.

>Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent

  towel.

>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

>If you see husband along the way, *cover* up any exposed areas.

Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the *bed* and leave them in a pile

>Walk naked to the bathroom If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.

>Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener

  and scratch your butt.

>Get in the shower.

>Wash your face.

>Wash your armpits.

>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

>Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

>Pee.

>Rinse off and get out of shower.

>Partially dry off..

>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the

  whole time.

>Admire wiener size in mirror again.

>Leave shower Curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

>Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off

  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

>Throw wet Towel on her pillow.

>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,

there is something so very wrong with you. Have a great Day! Oh, and...

woo woo J  

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Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to

  lights and darks.

>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the

   way, *cover* up any exposed areas.

>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more

 sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,

  wide loofah and pumice stone.

>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

  vitamins.

>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until

  red.

>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

>Rinse conditioner off hair.

>Shave armpits and legs.

>Turn off shower.

>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

>Spray mold spots with Tilex.

>Get out of shower.

>Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent

  towel.

>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

>If you see husband along the way, *cover* up any exposed areas.

Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the *bed* and leave them in a pile

>Walk naked to the bathroom If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.

>Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener

  and scratch your butt.

>Get in the shower.

>Wash your face.

>Wash your armpits.

>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

>Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

>Pee.

>Rinse off and get out of shower.

>Partially dry off..

>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the

  whole time.

>Admire wiener size in mirror again.

>Leave shower Curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

>Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off

  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

>Throw wet Towel on her pillow.

>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,

there is something so very wrong with you. Have a great Day! Oh, and...

woo woo J  

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