I was going to give my bf a (surprise) massage (never done it before) and had all the things prepared in the shower room. Then i was taking a PROPER shower... just bc... well... i want to.He walked in, busted all my massage gadgets and so i kicked him out of the shower room. Now my massage erection is over, so no massage what so ever. i hope this would teach the guys to not be too nosy!!! raaah raaah! BTW, just incase u didnt get to see this member's comment in my previous journal. (first he commented to my journal: I thought most Thais just squat and take a dump in a hole. Maybe you can pray and give thanks to the hose or the bucket you wipe your asses with.)I dont see why this kind of attitude should be allowed in OUR country or a THAILAND FRIENDS website anyway...)  and below was my reply to his first comment and then his reply to my comment.enjoy! ......................

tosakan99 [ 6 November 2006 | 6:27PM ]

out of order- i>>nnit impressive, all those thoughts that surfaced YOUR fingertips. I'm not sure if anyone has taught u simple social communication skill!<< What does the above mean? Your English is bad. By the way, what is up with all the pictures everywhere? Self-esteem issues? On the hot or not scale, I ranked you a four. Here is some advice to get your numbers up: breast implants skin lightener dermabrasion for the sun spots and do some squats to give your ass some lift. You'll get the ranking up to a 6 at least.

wow... too bad about the massage plans.

and as far as the other guy is concerned? ignore the a*swipe

about the surprise, thats too cute to be an anger lol sorry to say..

about that comment...humm i guess i'm used to it...people who perform hating Thais...they really love to be in Thailand...why the f*** is that?

Grrrrr !! 8-/

WoW WoW WoW....Pam ! what are the female symptoms when having a massage erection!?! bliNk bliNk

ignore this guy, he is clearly confused within himself.

One moment he is saying thai ladies are beautiful, the next he says they have bodies of a 14 year old boy.

Just needs to find his place in life

P.S...... just ignore that guy who needs for sure a brain implant ! ;-)

I will not interupt, knock on the door of the bathroom or ask you: "what the hell is taking U so long Hunney" - I'll be waiting in the bedroom ... for all the gagets:) ... and U ... If U were my girl that is ....

Just surprise him again, I am sure U will!

Already checked his profile ... Would like to see his stupid face lol plus wow! he is looking for Thai girls. Be careful Thai girls! He won't pay you for a dinner lol

at least in your journal he made a clear comment (even stupid as always..) but he wrote me a couple of them ...which I really couldnt understand... maybe is my poor english ..... : (

about the massage....... try again... ; )

lol lol

i also just went into his profile, i cant believe he wrote all those crap!

Some geek trying to be cool.

his writing is so pathetic! i wonder what makes him such a miserable life!!

maybe its his way to get your attention.

i mean with limitted brain size. so, its the best way he could possibly come up with.

lol about massage.... poor bf.

>>> lol about massage.... poor bf.

it WILL happen! (just next decade, maybe)

I mean this with the utmost respect to your b/f... you can massage my gadgets anyday!

Tossalot is just bitter because you wouldn't give him what he so obviously wants!

ooo my god, a massage from Outoforder...........

Where is this world going to.....

Erection?

yeah, u heard it right!!

You need a dress rehearsal. Come here first.

Yeah that would f..k my day up too....

Better than he ask you " I dont know what are you doing with my back"

that hurts more

I can't get it out of my mind........

First there were nurses uniforms and now this......

Forget about they other guy. Your BF is the most important guy in your life (or should be). As for the rest of us, we are just happy to have had the privilege of meeting you in person, or enjoying your journals etc. Give the guy a massage, I know he will love it. When? Well that's your choice

"gnore this guy, he is clearly confused within himself.

One moment he is saying thai ladies are beautiful, the next he says they have bodies of a 14 year old boy."

actually he's probably not confused at all, just one of the very very few farrangs who can't get laid in thailand without paying for it. he's bitter and *pretending* no thai girls are worthy of him, mainly because he can't *get* any. "pass the test" indeed.

dear tosspot 99,

no one will bother to pass your test, because, really, you're not worth the effort. and no girl will buy you dinner either, unless you count your right hand as a girl. and you probably have to give your right hand a thousand baht 'taxi money' before you can take advantage of her, don't you?