Angry whoremongers have slammed the bosses of Bangkok's new Suvarnabhumi Airport for ignoring the plight of weary travellers who want to get blown-off as they wait for connecting flights.Up the escalator from KFC, the legendary hair salon at the old Don Muang Airport used to pamper its patrons with a range of services that were seldom available in the Thai Royal Orchid Lounge. Sometimes, this even included a haircut.My informant discovered this by accident when a pretty stylist brushed some hair from his lap in a highly suggestive manner.

In a mild state of shock, he promptly paid for the haircut and walked out - only to regret his impulsiveness at the foot of the escalator.Slinking back into the salon was out of the question so he had to wait another couple of months before finally getting his pre-flight gobble.Like everything else at the airport, it was massively overpriced - but worth a go just for the novelty value.Instead of experiencing the very best in Thai hospitality, passengers arriving at Suvarnabhumi Airport now have to settle for a wank in the toilets - if they can find one.Red-faced officials at Airports of Thailand Plc (AoT) and King Power have yet to issue a statement about their latest blunder.