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Psycho Magnet


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I just made a statement a few days ago ? that I must be some sort of satellite dish? attracting weirdoes and psychos. A couple of days ago ? I realized I?m also a broke-people Magnet!

I just gave one of my Psychos a new name today? ?Skin Psycho? it is.

(Not sure if I?m allowed to name names, so I?ll keep it confidential.)

Now Skin Psycho ? What she did ((long ago)) was peeled off her bf?s skin and pasted it in her diary. --- Well, that?s bloody freaky! (She also had a collection of ?skin in Phuket? .. ?Skin in Samui?.. etc etc.)

Today, after telling my client (who?s a school teacher and a mother of two) about my hectic week and various psychotic ppl I came across ? she called me a ?psycho magnet?!

Then I told her about my bicycle accident yesterday ? I said, Imagine ? if there was someone driving by at that time? I would be squashed and now just a ?black patch? on the street! And not fixing her hair right now!!!

My client goes, ?No, We?ll have to go and scrape you out. ? And your friend can have a piece of you to stick in her diary ?say? ?this is a scrape of Pam?. ~LoL!

Anyways, seems like I?ve won Bam?s attention back! After she learned that Oiy comes around frequently? Now Bam is starting to call me at 6 pm and check my profile regularly ? once again ;-) ((another psycho?))

Problem is ? I?m kinda amused by these psycho and weirdoes! So I must be ? indeed ? A Psycho Magnet!

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I just made a statement a few days ago ? that I must be some sort of satellite dish? attracting weirdoes and psychos. A couple of days ago ? I realized I?m also a broke-people Magnet!

I just gave one of my Psychos a new name today? ?Skin Psycho? it is.

(Not sure if I?m allowed to name names, so I?ll keep it confidential.)

Now Skin Psycho ? What she did ((long ago)) was peeled off her bf?s skin and pasted it in her diary. --- Well, that?s bloody freaky! (She also had a collection of ?skin in Phuket? .. ?Skin in Samui?.. etc etc.)

Today, after telling my client (who?s a school teacher and a mother of two) about my hectic week and various psychotic ppl I came across ? she called me a ?psycho magnet?!

Then I told her about my bicycle accident yesterday ? I said, Imagine ? if there was someone driving by at that time? I would be squashed and now just a ?black patch? on the street! And not fixing her hair right now!!!

My client goes, ?No, We?ll have to go and scrape you out. ? And your friend can have a piece of you to stick in her diary ?say? ?this is a scrape of Pam?. ~LoL!

Anyways, seems like I?ve won Bam?s attention back! After she learned that Oiy comes around frequently? Now Bam is starting to call me at 6 pm and check my profile regularly ? once again ;-) ((another psycho?))

Problem is ? I?m kinda amused by these psycho and weirdoes! So I must be ? indeed ? A Psycho Magnet!

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You have 3 choices.

1. Kick them in the balls. (or other vital organs if they lack balls)

2. Tell them that they are being CLB and that they need to back the **** off. (CLB = creepy little bastard)

3. Accept that you are a psyco magnet but **** with them for fun.

Priest---"Matt, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"

Matt---"No, but I love his work."

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You stole my words P'Pam, I'm a psycho magnet too.

Too tired of those psycopaths on the buses and in other pubic .. err.. public places. Grhhh...

Noochy

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well boss it's a good thing u r amused by those (careful not to include self, that would be tantamount ot a confession) pscyhos and weirdos, coz they sure do seem amused by you.

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you know whats even weirder? i didnt get in contact with anybody in TF becasue i am a freak, but some seem to come to me. he he he.

i already heard things about you SpaM :P

Arkon

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--->>> OoO

WiNK*WiNK*WiNK as I am ThinkinG HaRD ---- >>> MMmmMmmmm Me is WonDeRing!!

How is it like Being a PsyChO --->>> Or I am already being a PsyCho myself ???

< WeLL, WeLL I am frequently being ToLD frOm a SuPeR SiLLy STaLKeR that I am a PsyChO!>

BiseX

P' Riya

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>>>> you know whats even weirder? i didnt get in contact with anybody in TF becasue i am a freak, but some seem to come to me. he he he.

i already heard things about you SpaM :P

>>> well -that sounds psycho already...

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Pam,

i would differ between freak and psycho and the voices in my head disagree with you.

At least i dont stalk, seems some people in TF like freaks, or am i a wolf in a sheep skin?

who knows? :P

Anyway, i am sure our ways will cross soon. Muahahahaha,

maybe one day i will just stand in your apartment :P

Arkon

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