I just made a statement a few days ago ? that I must be some sort of satellite dish? attracting weirdoes and psychos. A couple of days ago ? I realized I?m also a broke-people Magnet!
I just gave one of my Psychos a new name today? ?Skin Psycho? it is.
(Not sure if I?m allowed to name names, so I?ll keep it confidential.)
Now Skin Psycho ? What she did ((long ago)) was peeled off her bf?s skin and pasted it in her diary. --- Well, that?s bloody freaky! (She also had a collection of ?skin in Phuket? .. ?Skin in Samui?.. etc etc.)
Today, after telling my client (who?s a school teacher and a mother of two) about my hectic week and various psychotic ppl I came across ? she called me a ?psycho magnet?!
Then I told her about my bicycle accident yesterday ? I said, Imagine ? if there was someone driving by at that time? I would be squashed and now just a ?black patch? on the street! And not fixing her hair right now!!!
My client goes, ?No, We?ll have to go and scrape you out. ? And your friend can have a piece of you to stick in her diary ?say? ?this is a scrape of Pam?. ~LoL!
Anyways, seems like I?ve won Bam?s attention back! After she learned that Oiy comes around frequently? Now Bam is starting to call me at 6 pm and check my profile regularly ? once again ;-) ((another psycho?))
Problem is ? I?m kinda amused by these psycho and weirdoes! So I must be ? indeed ? A Psycho Magnet!