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I banged my lover because I'm sexy as fuck!


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Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate

2 - I shot

3 - I killed

4 - I needed

5 - I killed

6 - I smoked with

7 - I banged

8 - I have

9 - I stabbed

10 - I cuddled with

11 - I slept with

12-I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man

02 - a dog

03 - a sex addict

04 - a toothbrush

05 - Paris Hilton

06 - my lover

07 - Barny the dinosaur

08 - a prostitute

09 - a pornstar

10 - a bag of weed

11 - the trojan man

12 - Santa Claus

13 - a homo

14 - a *****

15 - a pickle

16 - a stripper

17 - a bisexual

18 - a horse

19 - an orange

20 - a crackhead

21 - a homeless guy

22 - a condom

23 - my crush

24 - an easter egg

25 - a jar of honey

26 - a french fry

27 - a bowl of cereal

28 - a lesbian

29 - your dealer

30 - a glass of milk

31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll

Black - because im sexy as ****

Pink - Because the lil people told me to

Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Gray - because I love marijuana

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because I'm good in bed

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because i had to

Shirtless - because I've got abs

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Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate

2 - I shot

3 - I killed

4 - I needed

5 - I killed

6 - I smoked with

7 - I banged

8 - I have

9 - I stabbed

10 - I cuddled with

11 - I slept with

12-I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man

02 - a dog

03 - a sex addict

04 - a toothbrush

05 - Paris Hilton

06 - my lover

07 - Barny the dinosaur

08 - a prostitute

09 - a pornstar

10 - a bag of weed

11 - the trojan man

12 - Santa Claus

13 - a homo

14 - a *****

15 - a pickle

16 - a stripper

17 - a bisexual

18 - a horse

19 - an orange

20 - a crackhead

21 - a homeless guy

22 - a condom

23 - my crush

24 - an easter egg

25 - a jar of honey

26 - a french fry

27 - a bowl of cereal

28 - a lesbian

29 - your dealer

30 - a glass of milk

31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll

Black - because im sexy as ****

Pink - Because the lil people told me to

Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Gray - because I love marijuana

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because I'm good in bed

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because i had to

Shirtless - because I've got abs

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